" misplaced "

 [ "misplaced" ]

1: a euphemism used to hide the truth and avoid responsibility

  * e.g.,  ... Blumenthal didn't repeatedly lie about serving in Vietnam, -it's just a matter of "a few misplaced words." Paul's belief in not one, that if acted upon, would deny basic civil rights to every American, -it's just that "his philosophy is misplaced in these times." It's not the destruction of the earth's fragile ecosystem by millions of gallons spewing petrochemicals, -it's just a misplaced natural resource. "I did not have sex with that woman," -it was just a misplaced penis. 

 [ "Misplaced" ]

1: To place something,where nobody can find it. To put something in the wrong position.

  * e.g.,  ... I have misplaced the remote control,and cannot find it. No,no,no,you've misplaced the sheet. 

 [ "Misplaced" ]

1: To lose track of

  * e.g.,  ... I misplaced my battery. 

 [ "Misplaced" ]

2: Mass distribution of meaningless merchandise.

  * e.g.,  ... I would like to buy that Misplaced t-shirt, because i listen to them ALL the time. 

 [ "Misplace" ]

1: Person 1: Did you just misplace the definition and example?

  * e.g.,  ... If you misplace something, you position it incorrectly. 

 [ "Misplace" ]

2: Person 2: No I didn't.

 [ "Misplacism" ]

1: The act of making a misplaced racist remark or slur toward another person thinking they are of a different nationality or race than they actually are.

  * e.g.,  ... Joe: "You're pretty good at math Jane, but I guess that comes with the territory of being Asian." Jane: "I'm Puerto Rican Joe. What you said reeks of misplacism." 

 [ "Misplaced Jewel" ]

1: When a girl is for the most part unattractive, but has one body part that not only is redeeming, but breathtakingly amazing. For instance, a girl looks amazing from behind with a perfect ass, but turns around, revealing a hideous face or flat chest. Similar to butterface, but not limited to body vs. face. The name refers to the arousing part not belonging, just like a precious jewel that has been placed on the wrong body.

  * e.g.,  ... "I was checking out this chick's ass, but then she turned around and she was nasty. Her ass was a misplaced jewel." 

 [ "Misplaced Jewel" ]

2: Also not to be confused with fat chick tits.

 [ "Misplaced Mojo" ]

1: Seeing someone else's attractive partner or spouse, and thinking you could give them more pleasure then they've already got.

  * e.g.,  ... first guy> See that hot redhead dancing with that stiff? She'd be having more fun dancing with me! 

 [ "misplaced attraction" ]

1: being attracted to someone because they remind you of someone else that you were/are attracted to.

  * e.g.,  ... I'm totally hot for the girl Julie who sits in the next cube over from me at work. I hardly know her, but she reminds me of my old girlfriend who is a hottie! I guess you could say I have misplaced attraction for her. 

 [ "Misplaced Pensioner" ]

1: A game for multiple people where one person takes a confused OAP and leaves them somewhere random. It's up to the others to find the Pensioner before they starve to death.

  * e.g.,  ... Steve: How's your grandad? 

 [ "misplaced hand" ]

1: A misplaced hand occurs when someone tries to feel up another person and that person then has to move the hand away (usually to the hip or worst case off the person all together). Most people will get the hint that the area is off limits however sometimes the misplaced hand is misonstrued as playing "hard to get" leading to further embaressment.

  * e.g.,  ... After an enjoyable makeout session, maria had to put billys misplaced hand in check. It was only the 2nd date and he had to do some more wining and dining before he could move to 2nd base.