" misfired "

 [ "Misfire" ]

1: The failure to shoot your load as you reach orgasm. The misfire may be due to a recent ejaculation, or chasing an orgasm way to soon.

  * e.g.,  ... Bill: I jerked it for the 4th time today and tried too hard to reach orgasm and I misfired. Bob: Dafuq is your problem man?! You don't tell me shit like that. Later dude, enjoy your blue balls. 

 [ "Misfire" ]

1: Deaky wrote a c u m s o n g

  * e.g.,  ... Don't you misfire to fill me up 

 [ "Misfire" ]

1: When you are jerking off to porn videos, and are past the point of no return for blowing your load, and the only thing on the screen is some dude's face instead of the chick who is supposed to be getting reamed.

  * e.g.,  ... I was in the middle of blowing my load when the only thing I could see in the video was some guy making a stupid face. Total Misfire. 

 [ "Misfire" ]

1: Accidentally sending a text, instant or chat message to the wrong person.

  * e.g.,  ... "dude your text said you wanted to rip my panties off?!?!" 

 [ "Misfire" ]

1: When you're about to bust a nut and then the feeling suddenly vanishes with no cumshot with your dick going limp and forcing you to wait to get hard again

  * e.g.,  ... Guy 1: "I was about to shoot my load all over this slut, but I misfired and had to wait 15 minutes before we could resume!" 

 [ "Misfire" ]

1: When you go to pee but your penis moves and you pee all over the wall.

  * e.g.,  ... Yo bro I just misfired in dat public bathroom dey gonna hafta clean dat up 

 [ "Misfire" ]

1: Luigi’s side special has a small chance of an uncharged attack acting fully charged, likely leading to a kill confirm.

  * e.g.,  ... Opponent: You’re not getting this one. 

 [ "misfire" ]

1: the act of taking a female from behind at a rapid pace...so rapid that your penis makes a full exit and inadvertantly, unexpectedly, and uninvitedly enters her balloon knot.

  * e.g.,  ... We were having sloppy drunking doggy sex when I totally misfired. She wept and then dumped me. 

 [ "misfire" ]

1: What you call it when you have diarrhea and you cough or sneeze so hard that you crap your pants.

  * e.g.,  ... *cough cough* "Oh crap, I misfired! Better change clothes." 

 [ "misfire" ]

1: What happens when you zone out and forget to do something or do something a different way, usually because of being high on marijuana . often due to falling into an automated pattern while doing something. ie. Driving to somewhere along the same route you drive to work everyday, but zoning out and just driving to work.

  * e.g.,  ... Murphy was so ripped after that chute session, that he misfired on the way home hardcore. We ended up at Dave's place.