" misconceptions "

 [ "Misconception" ]

1: The act of transplanting your testicles into an unknowing victim so they can impregnate someone but with your children.

  * e.g.,  ... John: Did you cheat on me? Mary: No, I swear! it doesn't look like you because of Misconception! You must have Dave's testicles in you! Dave (in a squeaky voice): No idea what you're talking about. 

 [ "misconcepted" ]

1: incorrectly interpreted or to misunderstand.

  * e.g.,  ... b: i am actually really smart 

 [ "misconcepted" ]

2: to wrongly judge or badly plan. synonyms: misconceived, misunderstood, misinterpret

  * e.g.,  ... lee: no you are definitely misconcepted. 

 [ "Misconception" ]

1: When a girl has a baby and finds out the father is someone she originally thought it was not. A woman thinks her baby was conceived by someone else.

  * e.g.,  ... My friend thought he was the father of her baby, but when the baby was born we found out she had a misconception, because the baby was actually his best fiends. 

 [ "misconcepted" ]

1: incorrectly interpreted or to misunderstand.

  * e.g.,  ... b: i am actually really smart 

 [ "misconcepted" ]

2: to wrongly judge or badly plan. synonyms: misconceived, misunderstood, misinterpret

  * e.g.,  ... lee: no you are definitely misconcepted. 

 [ "Common Misconception" ]

1: Something commonly misconcepted

  * e.g.,  ... -Big Fish "Hey your a clown fish, so you know some pretty good jokes right?" 

 [ "Immaculate Misconception" ]

1: The proper term used when talking to a devout Christian about the unlikelyhood of a virgin giving birth.

  * e.g.,  ... Dr. Rev B Hardhead " I do believe that Jesus Christ was born of the Virgin Mary" 

 [ "self-misconception" ]

1: A false belief of the self. If exposed, can lead to existential embarrassment.

  * e.g.,  ... Susan believed she had mastered writing due to the grades she earned in high school, but was wrought with existential embarrassment when her self-misconception was brought to light after receiving a C on her first college paper. 

 [ "facebook misconception" ]

1: The idea that anything posted or commented about on facebook is truth. Once the enter button is pushed, its the truth.

  * e.g.,  ... Stacy: (status update) Isnt feeling it... I hate Mondays. 

 [ "misconception of random (MOR)" ]

1: Basically the misuse of the word 'random' to describe or prescribe unrandom ideas. Our brain works like flickering through television channels, get used to it. Mostly committed by individuals to make their own idea sound cooler than it is or to express easy amusement to unheard ideas. Think the episode of Spongebob Squarepants where a gorilla suddenly appeared into the scene, now that's random.

  * e.g.,  ... A: I was thinking of eating gummy bears that day