" microwaving "

 [ "microwaving" ]

1: When you first get Guitar Hero and you think you are really good at it so you try to play on expert,just to find that you that you can only try to hit buttons. It makes the sound of someone hitting all the buttons on the microwave.

  * e.g.,  ... "dude i got guitar hero" 

 [ "microwave" ]

1: (n) A hand gesture used by a midget to say hello

  * e.g.,  ... Hey, the midget over there just gave me a microwave 

 [ "microwave" ]

1: makes random noises at 3AM.

  * e.g.,  ... mike hawk: *turns on microwave* 

 [ "microwave" ]

1: A microwave is a clock that occasionally cooks shit.

  * e.g.,  ... my microwave is used more for a damn clock than cooking stuff! 

 [ "Microwave" ]

1: A word that Dan Howell THINKS is an onomatopoeia, but it isn't.

  * e.g.,  ... PHIL: What's your favourite onomatopoeia? 

 [ "In the Microwave?" ]

1: When someone says something already said, one will say "In the Microwave?"

  * e.g.,  ... Victor: Hey, look at that can of pie filling! 

 [ "In the Microwave?" ]

2: Originated in Topeka, Kansas:

  * e.g.,  ... Danielle: Hey, look! Pie filling! 

 [ "In the Microwave?" ]

3: "I hated in the movie Urban Legend when the dog blows up in the microwave."

  * e.g.,  ... Victor: In the microwave? 

 [ "In the Microwave?" ]

4: "OH YEAH! In the microwave?"

 [ "Microwave" ]

1: (noun) A device used to warm up plates, and unevenly at that.

  * e.g.,  ... Friend: Ow, just burned my hand from the plate. 

 [ "Microwave" ]

2: Some try their luck for a meal that ends up cooked perfectly, without localized burns while the other side remains frozen rock-hard, but legends say it has only been done once before, by Chuck Norris.

  * e.g.,  ... Me: You'd think you would get used to your microwave by now. 

 [ "microwave" ]

1: Gods gift to single men.

  * e.g.,  ... I put a hot pocket in the microwave and my god, it did the strangest thing... it cooked itself! 

 [ "Microwave" ]

1: A girl who will get you warmed up but never cooks you well. A tease.

  * e.g.,  ... Bro 1: Hey man did you get with that girl from the party last night? 

 [ "microwave" ]

1: a device that uses magic power to heat food up. they often make a beeping noise when they are finished working there magic

  * e.g.,  ... I though i had a well bred microwave , then it goes and uses lanuage like that. how rude!