" microwaved "

 [ "microwaved" ]

1: moderately high

  * e.g.,  ... thanks for catchin me a buzz man, im not fuckin ripped, but at least im pretty microwaved 

 [ "microwaved" ]

2: in beetween the stages of easy baked and dutched out

 [ "microwaved" ]

1: adj. absurdly high; high to the point where people can see it radiating off you

  * e.g.,  ... Virginia: You smoked, didn't you? Komal: . . . can u tell? Virginia: Yeah, you're fuckin' microwaved. 

 [ "microwaved" ]

1: Uncooked, wont cook, never cooks.

  * e.g.,  ... Micheal is microwaved bruv 

 [ "microwaved" ]

1: to get hotter over time in a physical and superficial sense after seeing a previous photo of someone.

  * e.g.,  ... Saf you totally got microwaved 

 [ "Microwave" ]

1: A word that Dan Howell THINKS is an onomatopoeia, but it isn't.

  * e.g.,  ... PHIL: What's your favourite onomatopoeia? 

 [ "Microwave" ]

1: it go mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

  * e.g.,  ... Person 1: *is asleep* 

 [ "microwave" ]

1: An electrical appliance that "cooks" food by exposing it to electromagnetic energy typically used in the kitchen (obviously). Used to preheat your leftover hot pockets that you left in the fridge 2 days ago. They do not equally distribute the heat throughout the meal, which causes low thermal conductivity or in other words your food is frozen on the inside. They also work at a frequency of around 45 GHz or the same as that your wifi router uses for an extender. Just use a goddamn oven for f**k sake, it tastes way better Oh, and did I mention a women best friend.

  * e.g.,  ... Somebody: Mom, I told you like a dozen times already, don't put my meals in the microwave 

 [ "microwave" ]

1: A slang term for farting.

  * e.g.,  ... I just microwaved lol. 

 [ "Microwaves" ]

1: A gift from god.

  * e.g.,  ... Microwaves help me stay until 6 in the morning. 

 [ "microwave" ]

1: (n) A hand gesture used by a midget to say hello

  * e.g.,  ... Hey, the midget over there just gave me a microwave