" microwaved "

 [ "microwaved" ]

1: moderately high

  * e.g.,  ... thanks for catchin me a buzz man, im not fuckin ripped, but at least im pretty microwaved 

 [ "microwaved" ]

2: in beetween the stages of easy baked and dutched out

 [ "microwaved" ]

1: to get hotter over time in a physical and superficial sense after seeing a previous photo of someone.

  * e.g.,  ... Saf you totally got microwaved 

 [ "microwaved" ]

1: adj. absurdly high; high to the point where people can see it radiating off you

  * e.g.,  ... Virginia: You smoked, didn't you? Komal: . . . can u tell? Virginia: Yeah, you're fuckin' microwaved. 

 [ "microwave" ]

1: (n) A hand gesture used by a midget to say hello

  * e.g.,  ... Hey, the midget over there just gave me a microwave 

 [ "microwave" ]

1: makes random noises at 3AM.

  * e.g.,  ... mike hawk: *turns on microwave* 

 [ "microwave" ]

1: A microwave is a clock that occasionally cooks shit.

  * e.g.,  ... my microwave is used more for a damn clock than cooking stuff! 

 [ "Microwave" ]

1: A word that Dan Howell THINKS is an onomatopoeia, but it isn't.

  * e.g.,  ... PHIL: What's your favourite onomatopoeia? 

 [ "In the Microwave?" ]

1: When someone says something already said, one will say "In the Microwave?"

  * e.g.,  ... Victor: Hey, look at that can of pie filling! 

 [ "In the Microwave?" ]

2: Originated in Topeka, Kansas:

  * e.g.,  ... Danielle: Hey, look! Pie filling! 

 [ "In the Microwave?" ]

3: "I hated in the movie Urban Legend when the dog blows up in the microwave."

  * e.g.,  ... Victor: In the microwave? 

 [ "In the Microwave?" ]

4: "OH YEAH! In the microwave?"

 [ "Microwave" ]

1: (noun) A device used to warm up plates, and unevenly at that.

  * e.g.,  ... Friend: Ow, just burned my hand from the plate. 

 [ "Microwave" ]

2: Some try their luck for a meal that ends up cooked perfectly, without localized burns while the other side remains frozen rock-hard, but legends say it has only been done once before, by Chuck Norris.

  * e.g.,  ... Me: You'd think you would get used to your microwave by now. 

 [ "microwave" ]

1: Gods gift to single men.

  * e.g.,  ... I put a hot pocket in the microwave and my god, it did the strangest thing... it cooked itself!