" mews "

 [ "mews" ]

1: a Freudian typo from a cat loving person when typing "mess up" - can be used in place of "fuck up" "screw up" etc.

  * e.g.,  ... Me: "If people love each other more like they love their family pets, relationships/marriages would last longer..." 

 [ "mews" ]

1: to give the appearance of ghetto living or ghetto life.

  * e.g.,  ... man, that car sitting on those blocks is mews. 

 [ "mews" ]

1: This is a term for online news, when people enjoy a good session of reading such news on websites as www.shoutwire.com and www.digg.com. They can sit back with a cup of coffee and look back on the mews they read.

  * e.g.,  ... John- mmmmm... so relaxing, reading so much shit that happens in the world. big mews! they discovered a dildo shaped planet. MMMMMMMMM 

 [ "Mew Mew" ]

1: a very cute and cuddly lil specimen; loves to laugh and has too many good qualities to list here!

  * e.g.,  ... *Mew Mew huggles yew* 

 [ "mew mew mew" ]

1: An exclamation or retort used to interrupt someone who is complaining about something trivial. Usually said from one guy to another, with the undertone of "quit whining because your pussy hurts." Likely (d)evolved from the expression "wah, my pussy hurts" since a hurt pussy cat would mew, mew, mew. Sometimes used along with QQ or pew pew.

  * e.g.,  ... - Wait, I can't find my favorite pair of gloves and I haven't written a note for my roommate and... 

 [ "Mew mew" ]

1: Another name for marshmallow.

  * e.g.,  ... “While making s’mores my mew mew caught fire.” 

 [ "mewing" ]

1: A technique attributed to a British orthodontist named Mike Mew that involves putting pressure on the roof of your mouth with your tongue to try and change the shape of your face by moving your maxilla up and forwards with the lateral pressure of your tongue. This fits into the broader looksmax approach to self-modification in the name of love and romance.

  * e.g.,  ... Stacy "Yh Chad has some nice ass jaw now. He's been mewing for 6 months now" 

 [ "Mew" ]

1: The genetic ancestor of all Pokemon. A floating pink cat-like creature. Mewtwo was created using DNA extracted from Mew's fossilized eyebrow. The leader of Team Rocket, known as Giovanni, was not satisfied with a mere clone of Mew, and instead insisted that a "superclone" be made by tinkering with Mew's DNA. It was the last mistake he ever made. Mew was retconned on September 28th, 2006, with the release of Pokemon Diamond and Pokemon Pearl in Japan, and with it the introduction of Arceus, the "God of all Pokemon." This created a conundrum of sorts, as it is explicitly stated that Mew's DNA can be found in the DNA of ALL POKEMON, yet Arceus was said to have existed before the universe itself began. Apparently, those continuity checkers at Nintendo didn't do such a great job, eh?

  * e.g.,  ... "Mew!" -Mew "That is Mew, the rarest of all Pokemon. From its DNA we created you, Mewtwo." 

 [ "Mew" ]

1: Cat-Like and sweet Pink Pokemon.

  * e.g.,  ... Thats so sweet *Mewww* 

 [ "Mew" ]

2: Sound that cat Make.

  * e.g.,  ... *Mew happily* 

 [ "Mew" ]

3: Furry happiness Sound.

 [ "Mew" ]

1: Great danish pop band. Started out on their own record label,Evil Office, but are now signed with Sony.

  * e.g.,  ... "I heard this danish band yesterday.. Mew.. they're music is painfully beautiful." 

 [ "Mew" ]

2: Known for their beautiful and thoughtful lyrics, and really sweet sound.

 [ "Mew" ]

3: They usually call their fans "frengers" wich means people that are "not quite friends, not quite strangers".

 [ "Mew" ]

4: This also gave name to their first album released with Sony, "Frengers".