" measuring "

 [ "Measure" ]

1: To MEASURE, is to compare (what you know) to (what you want to know). You need to know something first in order to compare it with something else. The only thing you can know first had is yourself. This is why they say to "know yourself" so you can measure / compare the rest of reality and make good choices on a conscious level. You are the literal "ruler" by which everything else you learn is measured with.

  * e.g.,  ... If you want to know how everything that exists works you must first know yourself as completely as you can. The more you know yourself and how you work the more you can know anything and everything else. Measuring Units In Folklore And History: 

 [ "measurable" ]

1: Something your dick isn't

  * e.g.,  ... Man his penis is so small I couldn't find it in the mircoscope, making it non-measurable 

 [ "measurable" ]

1: Measure means : When you measure something, you find out how big or great it is , and "measurable" means able to be measured

  * e.g.,  ... * Be as specific as possible and make sure each step is measurable . * a measurable improvement 

 [ "Measure" ]

1: To try and size somebody up.

  * e.g.,  ... If you wanted to measure the Irish guy's dick size, he'd come up short every time, and he'd know he was always an asshole with a short dick no matter how many different times or ways you tried to tell him that, but if you wanted to measure what he was made of, that was different. 

 [ "Measurement" ]

1: Measurement is all about tying claims to evidence of execution.

  * e.g.,  ... My boss asked me to define "measurement", I said it's the assignment of a number to a characteristic of an object or event, which can be compared with other objects or events. He said, no! It's all about tying claims to evidence of execution. WTF??? 

 [ "last measure" ]

1: Last Measure is a shock site created by the GNAA, a trolling organization. It uses javascript to display shock images(goatse, meatspin, lemon party, etc), play looping audio of a man saying "HEY EVERYBODY I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!", and spawn multiple moving browser windows. Pressing ctrl, alt, or delete will cause a javascript alert popup which may intercept task manager. It also tries to send "hey everybody I'm looking..." and a link to last measure to everyone on your contacts list in outlook, and it sends whatever is on your clipboard to the GNAA for exploitation. The official version doesn't, but some versions of last measure contain malware.

  * e.g.,  ... Person A: "Hey check out this cool site" 

 [ "last measure" ]

2: If you ever accidentally click on a link to last measure, the key is to stay calm. If you freak out you're liable to break something or alert people surrounding you. Quickly press ctrl+alt+del and end your browser process before last measure loads completely. If you're too late for that, just turn off your computer.

  * e.g.,  ... Person B: "Ok......god damn it you bast-HEY EVERYBODY I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO" 

 [ "last measure" ]

3: There are hundreds of mirrors for last measure. The most common are anything.on.nimp.org, replacing anything with any word or any number of subdomains, and halflifezoy.org. The homepage of last measure is lastmeasure.com(SFW), where last measure continues to be actively developed. Last measure is released under the BSD license: it's open source and downloadable.

  * e.g.,  ... Person A: "Lol, you got last measure'd" 

 [ "Twisted Measure" ]

1: A drinking group with a singing problem.

  * e.g.,  ... I just saw Twisted Measure leave Cantina WASTED to go sing for President Lambert. Damn, those kids are ballers! 

 [ "Subversive Measures" ]

1: Subversive Measures - Refers to certain tactics or methods which are implemented or carried out either overtly or covertly or both so to achieve a political objective or intent. Such measures are no limited explicitly to political application only, but rather they can also be applied in a Social context and can be an important tool or element of Social engineering.

  * e.g.,  ... Subversive Measures, can be compared with the overt and covert methods utilised during the former Soviet Union in relation with implementing Censorship, a process which had been used in both political and social capacities and had been contrived by Leon Trotsky ( Preventative Censorship) and was enforced by the Glavlit agency. 

 [ "Geraghty Measure" ]

1: In the UK, to double, or sometimes even triple the measurable amount of liquor within a cocktail or mixed alcoholic beverage is known as a Geraghty Measure.

  * e.g.,  ... Whisky and coke, make it a geraghty measure. 

 [ "Last Measure" ]

1: A site created by the GNAA, which opens windows of 6 shock sites that fly around so you cannot close them. It also plays really loud sounds of a guy saying "HEY EVERYBODY IM LOOKING AT GAY PORNO", a few minutes after, sounds become more loud and screams and a Jews.WMV (which is gay porn video) windows open really quickly, they may crash your computer if too many of them opens. Don't worry, this site won't harm your PC at all, there's about 5 ways to stop it: -Get Avast! Antivirus which will automatically block last measure when you go to it

  * e.g.,  ... Trick: Hey dude 

 [ "Last Measure" ]

2: -Get NoScript or disable JavaScript, the site will not do anything if you go to it

  * e.g.,  ... Guy B: hi 

 [ "Last Measure" ]

3: -Press Ctrl+W when on it

  * e.g.,  ... Trick: Wanna visit my cool site? It's awesome 

 [ "Last Measure" ]

4: -Go to task manager and end your browser task

  * e.g.,  ... Guy B: Yes! 

 [ "Last Measure" ]

5: -Shut down your PC and restart Links to it:

  * e.g.,  ... Trick: OK, link: 

 [ "Last Measure" ]

6: <anything here>.on.nimp.org/<anything here (optional)>

  * e.g.,  ... Trick: ILoveNY.on.nimp.org 

 [ "Last Measure" ]

7: halflifezoy.org

  * e.g.,  ... Guy B: What is it 

 [ "Last Measure" ]

8: lastmeasure.zoy.org

  * e.g.,  ... Trick: A blog about my life 

 [ "Last Measure" ]

9: doomzoy.org

  * e.g.,  ... Trick: I live at NYC 

 [ "Last Measure" ]

10: freeipods.zoy.org

  * e.g.,  ... Guy B: OK, sounds cool. Checking it