" matriculates "

 [ "Matriculate" ]

1: A fancy word used to make yourself sound more intelligent in a high stakes situation. Actual definition is irrelevant, use it confidently to replace any more common word and earn immediate respect from your friends and co-workers.

  * e.g.,  ... Len: What's the play coach? 

 [ "Matriculation" ]

1: Admitted in a college or university.

  * e.g.,  ... I want to pass the matriculation to go to the Recreation and sports organizations. 

 [ "Matriculate" ]

1: A term used originally used by Hank Stram, the coach of the Kansas City Chiefs in the 1960's during Superbowl IV, which describes consistently gaining yards and moving the football down the field against an opponents defense.

  * e.g.,  ... "Yeah let's just keep matriculatin' the ball down the field, boys!" - Hank Stram 

 [ "Matriculate" ]

2: The term is now used by a multitude of sports anchors when reviewing football highlights.

  * e.g.,  ... Matriculate! 

 [ "matriculable" ]

1: The ability to put data into a matrix.

  * e.g.,  ... That data is SOOOOO not matriculable! 

 [ "matriculator" ]

1: To commit the act of matrimony.

  * e.g.,  ... Wayne is a premature Matriculator. He prefers to buy the cow rather than get the milk for free. 

 [ "matriculator" ]

2: To commit. To be confined to a group. To seek a score for matrimony

  * e.g.,  ... Bullock is the consumate matriculator going from wife to wife in rapid succession. 

 [ "matriculate" ]

1: verb: to enroll as a member of a body and especially of a college or university. (kind of sounds dirty, so it is good to use on dumb fucks who are fat and were only tshirts, also they want know the word b/c their being dumb keeps them from matriculating)

  * e.g.,  ... During the graduation ceremonies, Jack couldn't help but think of the first time that he and Stephanie matriculated. 

 [ "Matriculate" ]

1:  (v.) To incite. To make something happen.

  * e.g.,  ...  Hey, i'm-a go pop at theze breezys and see what I can matriculate. 

 [ "Matriculate" ]

2:  (v.) To move from one venue to another.

  * e.g.,  ...  Thizz club is dead. Let'z go matriculate over to Jevaun'z house and see if tha house-party'z craccin. 

 [ "matriculation" ]

1: signing up to go to a school

 [ "Matriculous" ]

1: A fried-out version of the word ridiculous (fried-out as in under the influence of mushrooms)

  * e.g.,  ... Oh man, George W. Bush being elected again is straight matriculous. 

 [ "Matriculate" ]

1: To carry, esp. in football. Used most often by sports news anchors.

  * e.g.,  ... Watch as Dante Hall gets the punt and starts matriculating the ball down the field.