" magnetism "

 [ "magnetism" ]

1: The belief that when you die, your soul sticks to the nearest refrigerator.

  * e.g.,  ... Magnetism requires the greatest devotion. Many are cold, but few are frozen. 

 [ "magnetism" ]

1: Magnetism is a phenomenon described by Sir William Gilbert, court physician to Queen Elizabeth I, which is nothing more than simple electrical polarization of an object and/or the electric field shape around a molecule.

  * e.g.,  ... The magnetism of the earth is most likely artificially caused by the transmission of electrons into the air from the Northern Hemisphere, near or at Great Britain. 

 [ "Magnets" ]

1: May be used as a proof that there are miracles everywhere.

  * e.g.,  ... "Fuckin' magnets. How do they work?" 

 [ "Magnets" ]

1: One of lifes greatest mysteries, unsolvable until early 2010. Until a brave duo by the name of The Insane Clown Posse filled us in. Magnets are powered by magic and miracles.

  * e.g.,  ... "Magnets..." 

 [ "magnetic" ]

1: Very attractive or charming, having to power to draw others to his/her/itself. Being able to exert an influence on the minds of others.

  * e.g.,  ... The exchange student had a magnetic personality even if she didn't speak fluent English. 

 [ "magnet" ]

1: A fucking magnet is an object or material that creates a motherfucking magnetic field and shit. Magnets are miracles and no one knows how they work, though scientists have created many lies to explain the laws of electro-motherfucking-magnetism.

  * e.g.,  ... Fuckin' magnets. How do they work? 

 [ "Magnet" ]

1: A motherfucking miracle. Nobody knows how they work.

  * e.g.,  ... "Fucking Magnets- How do THEY work?"- Shaggy 2 Dope 

 [ "magnet" ]

1: the guy in a group who will run when the cops come up even though he has nothing on him, attracting the cop's attention and allowing the others to escape.

  * e.g.,  ... "i chased him through these yards, but he turned out be a magnet" 

 [ "Magnet" ]

1: Magnet - A person who is attractive from the back but repulsive from the front, just like a magnet.

  * e.g.,  ... "I followed this girl in the mall yesterday 'cos she had a great ass. But then I saw her face and she looked like a moose. What a fuckin' magnet." 

 [ "Magnetity" ]

1: A person's draw or mechanical attraction to another person

  * e.g.,  ... Lindsay couldn't help but be near John; as her magnetity towards him was heightened from not seeing him in the past few days.