" lowest "

 [ "The down lowest" ]

1: A term coined by correctional psychiatrists in Chicago, IL to describe the practice of middle-aged, closeted gay men of lower socioeconomic status (SES) who cruise local forest preserves, pausing to back their cars into parking spaces while listening to Polish Club Music before generating powerful pheromones which are detectable by the desperate at a distance of 5Km.

  * e.g.,  ... H: "Dr. Smith lost it all after they put that kiddie porn charge on him. They seized his assets, the trophy wife left, and now he's driving a Pinto." L: "Is he in denial concerning his sexual identity?" H: "Naw, he just made the transition from the down low to the down lowest." L: "With that car, you should counsel him on the dangers of rear-end collisions." H: "You're so concrete." 

 [ "The down lowest" ]

2: This behavior contrasts that of their uncloseted, high SES brethren who are only shamed by secret yearnings to wear a cardigan and their inability to travel comfortably in a domestic vehicle. These high SES anglers troll the waters of art gallery openings and liberal fundraising events with strict size/bag limits, though self-tanning fume intoxication and association with bands whose names end with “!” have been documented as factors contributing to intermittent quality plunges in partner choice.

 [ "Lowest Animal" ]

1: This is a human that is the most disgusting creature to ever walk the face of the earth. Not only do they smell bad, but they act stupid, and sleep around with grunge ugly people. Most commonly associated with males.

  * e.g.,  ... Ted: Man, last night I got this girl drunk and took her back to my place to have sex. Then I farted in her face! I'm so cool. Nathan: No dude, you're the Lowest Animal. 

 [ "lowest of keys" ]

1: Involved with low key. To keep something really quite; never talk about it.

  * e.g.,  ... On the lowest of keys tho, I think she's a bitch. 

 [ "lowest of the low" ]

1: To lack any rational thought of consequence. Emotion, remorse, morals, or self respect. The bottom of the human cess pool. The shit that shit shits out. Nothing could possibly be worse. Or to be like JoshSpanglered

  * e.g.,  ... Why he did to her was the lowest of the low. She got joshspanglered in the worst way. Nothing could possibly be worse. 

 [ "Lowest Drain" ]

1: The biggest whore in the vicinity. The girl that can’t say no, takes on all comers.

  * e.g.,  ... Damn son, I haven’t had a bitch in a minute. I’m finna find that lowest drain. 

 [ "the lowest is what" ]

1: It’s basically a way to say that someone is at rock bottom/at their lowest.

  * e.g.,  ... Friend one: Did you see that new movie that just came out? Friend 2: oh yeah! i watched it on thiswillverymuchgiveyouavirus.com for free! i got like- ten viruses but the ending was worth it. Friend 1: …the lowest is what… 

 [ "lowest form of life" ]

1: Concerning human beings, the worst of the worst. spineless, backstabbing, two faced individuals, combined with the most modicum of intelligence.

  * e.g.,  ... If you want to see the lowest form of life on earth, just go hang around a prison during shift change. Mark Twain 

 [ "lowest form of life" ]

2: They often end up as middle managers of popular food chains, or jailers. They are useful at always having good information on who the scapegoat of the day is, but not to be trusted alone with pets or children. The most defining attribute of such a person is a natural illusiveness they dont seem even to be aware of. Its that person who seems well enough accepted by all and yet you feel ill at ease when they are around.

 [ "Lowest Common Denominator" ]

1: A particular type of obnoxious person one encounters in extremely large groups, or where everybody is universally included. Because there are so many people, there is a significantly higher probability of idiotic people.

  * e.g.,  ... Facebook comment sections are terrible. It's just giving voice to the lowest common denominator. 

 [ "Lowest Common Denominator" ]

1:  The number underneath in a fraction after simplification

  * e.g.,  ...  "I got half marks in that maths test because I didn't simplify to the lowest common denominator" 

 [ "Lowest Common Denominator" ]

2:  A dumbass or a group of dumbasses

  * e.g.,  ...  "I got into a fight with a group of the lowest common denominator, mate" 

 [ "lowest form of intelligence" ]

1: being really ridiculously unintelligent or stupid

  * e.g.,  ... the lowest form of intelligence known to man - claire