" lifers "

 [ "no lifer" ]

1: someone who dosent work and has no friends except online.

  * e.g.,  ... Rehmeyer is such a no lifer. 

 [ "no lifer" ]

1: Somebody who devotes their life to one specific activity because they have absolutely nothing better to do in their spare time. One such example is somebody who plays video games more than 12 hours a day because they have nothing better to do. No activity is exempt from this though, and video games can't be singled out, this applies to sports, outdoor activities, etc...

  * e.g.,  ... no_lifer: You have no life. All you do is play video games. 

 [ "No Lifer" ]

1: Someone who updates twitter / facebook / their personal blog (WTF, who owns these? we don't care what you think!) practically every moment, detailing EVERY SINGLE event that happened in their day. So you're trying to prove to us that you have a life...but you honestly don't. We don't care what you're doing.

  * e.g.,  ... A: -twitters- MM, I'm hungry. 

 [ "Lifer" ]

1:  Someone who is sentenced to life in prison

  * e.g.,  ...  He murdered his whole family so now he's a lifer 

 [ "Lifer" ]

2:  When a birder sees a bird they've never seen before

  * e.g.,  ...  I just saw a Red-throated Loon, it was a lifer! 

 [ "For lifer" ]

1: A best friend that will always have your back that will stick with you to the day you die

  * e.g.,  ... Andi and Ava our for lifers 

 [ "lifer" ]

1: A Navy acronym (Lazy, Inefficient Fucker Expecting Retirement) used to describe someone who does as little as humanly possible and is just waiting to collect his or her pension.

  * e.g.,  ... "That O'Hara is such a fucking lifer. He's so lazy, I bet it's an effort for him to turn in his sleep. Jesus! That fucker moves so slowly you have to look twice just to see if he's moving at all!" 

 [ "No lifer" ]

1: Someone who spends all of their time doing one thing. Like spending 18/24 hours a day on the computer.

  * e.g.,  ... person 1: Did you hear dutch leader just got 85 slayer? 

 [ "lifer" ]

1: (n.) A prisnoer who has been ordered to spend life in prison.

  * e.g.,  ... Murderer! Murderer! OJ should at least be a lifer! 

 [ "lifer" ]

1: a person who is employed at a minimum wage job, and is destined to work there for the majority of their life.

  * e.g.,  ... She's going to be a lifer at Tim Horton's. 

 [ "Lifer" ]

1:  One who has remained at a location for an extended amount of time so as to be considered a permanent resident

  * e.g.,  ... Dennis has been a helper for 5 years, he is definitely a lifer. 

 [ "Lifer" ]

2:  A person with no hope or desire to leave their current environment