" lapsing "

 [ "The Lapse" ]

1: An American indie band formed in late 199 The band was comprised of Chris Leo (formerly of Native Nod) and Toko Yasuda (formerly of The Van Pelt and Blonde Redhead. Chris played guitar while Toko played bass. Both sang. Much of the vocals were delivered as spoken-word. The band released two records through Southern Records; Betrayal! and Heaven' Ain't Happenin'. The band broke up in 2001, and its extensive influence in the United States indie scene is often overlooked. Yasuda currently plays in the band Enon, while Leo leads The Vague Angels.

  * e.g.,  ... The Lapse was one of the greatest American indie bands of all-time. 

 [ "Lapse" ]

1: Jamaican term for unintentionally saying something gay, especially around around a group straight male friends.

  * e.g.,  ... Friend1: Ok so we need one more player for our football team. 

 [ "Lapse" ]

2: The term refers to a brief lapse in judgement that makes an individual say something he or she did not mean in the way it was perceived.

  * e.g.,  ... Guy: OH, Dick ME! I mean pick! 

 [ "Lapsing" ]

1: Short for when you have had your ass fucked so hard or you’ve pounded someone’s ass so relentlessly that the anus is prolapsing.

  * e.g.,  ... I can’t do anything today after last night. I’m lapsing. I need to get to the doctor. I’m lapsing. I left her laying on the bed lapsing. 

 [ "lapsed" ]

1: A mentally challenged individual who's lost in the sauce.

  * e.g.,  ... You're so lapsed bruv 

 [ "lapse" ]

1: Iz like when yuz pass up on a chance to holla at a biatch

  * e.g.,  ... "Yo son how yuz gone lapse on shorty like dat??? She was feelin you dawg!!!!!!!!" 

 [ "Time-Lapse" ]

1: Time-Lapse is another word for getting high. If you have an iPhone and have ever used the time-lapse feature then you know that u can take a 30min video and it will show you everything in 10min. When you are high and zone out and then come back, you look at the time and only 5 minutes has passed and it felt like 20min, you just Lapsed.

  * e.g.,  ... Time Lapse at 420?? We lapsing tonight?? 

 [ "V lapse" ]

1: Random reoccurrence of testicular pain well after initial vasectomy aching. Can occur years after frozen peas period has passed.

  * e.g.,  ... Sorry guys, can't shoot hoops today, I think I'm having a V lapse. 

 [ "lapse of judgment" ]

1: When one has made an error that they would not have ordinarily made, they have had a lapse in judgment.

  * e.g.,  ... "I got very intoxicated and ate an entire cake. I had a momentary lapse of judgment." 

 [ "lapse in fudgement" ]

1: when you're taking a shit and after the first log has dropped you experience a moment of paused defecation before the second log drops

  * e.g.,  ... Sorry I'm late but I couldn't hastily defecate due to a momentary lapse in fudgement 

 [ "chick lapse" ]

1: doing something irreparably stupid as a result of a temporary lapse in reason caused by a hot chick.

  * e.g.,  ... Dude Uno: Hey so are you and Matt on speaking terms now? 

 [ "chick lapse" ]

2: (not to be confused with chicks' laps, which are significantly cooler)

  * e.g.,  ... Dude Dos: Na, i fucked up our relationship by going after his girl