" labyrinths "

 [ "Labyrinthitis" ]

1: A distressing disorder by which a sufferer is obsessed with the 1986 film Labyrinth, featuring David Bowie. Symptoms include:

  * e.g.,  ... Man: Woah, that smells terrible! 

 [ "Labyrinthitis" ]

2: - Excessively quoting lines from the film

  * e.g.,  ... Person: Its the bog of eternal stench! 

 [ "Labyrinthitis" ]

3: - Excessively re-watching the film

  * e.g.,  ... Man: Labyrinthitis? 

 [ "Labyrinthitis" ]

4: - Becoming entranced by the film when it is watched

  * e.g.,  ... Person: Yeah... Woman: Whatcha dooooing? 

 [ "Labyrinthitis" ]

5: - Becoming entranced by David Bowie's balls whilst watching

  * e.g.,  ... Man: Nothing. 

 [ "Labyrinthitis" ]

6: - Noticing David Bowies balls

  * e.g.,  ... Woman: Nothing? Nothing, Tralala? Person watching film: .... 

 [ "Labyrinthitis" ]

7: - Talking like Bowie.

  * e.g.,  ... Other person: Hey, what you watching: 

 [ "Labyrinth" ]

1: A metaphorical maze sometimes used in the cause of confusion. Originates from Greek Mythology as it was a structure that was built. After the builder made it, he couldn't get out of it so that is why it is a maze.

  * e.g.,  ... Girl: How will be ever get out of this Labyrinth?!?! 

 [ "the labyrinth" ]

1: The greatest movie ever.

  * e.g.,  ... The Labyrinth is the greatest movie ever. (Thought I was going to come up with something profound, didn't you?) 

 [ "Labyrinth<" ]

1: A 1986 film with a lot of puppets and the 2 HOTTEST MAIN CHARACTERS OF ALL TIME

  * e.g.,  ... The dude: Labyrinth< is a good film 

 [ "Labyrinth<" ]

2: DAVID BOWIE AND JENIFFER CONNELY WERE SOOOOO HOOOT

  * e.g.,  ... Gavin: why 

 [ "Labyrinth<" ]

3: IDK WHY

  * e.g.,  ... The dude: because of hot protagonists!!!!! 

 [ "Labyrinth<" ]

1: A nice 1986 film with a lot of puppets and THE TWO HOTTEST MAIN CHARACTERS OF ALL TIME DAVID BOWIE AND JENIFFER CONNELY WERE SOOOOO HOOOT OMG

  * e.g.,  ... Labyrinth< is my favourite film 

 [ "Labyrinth" ]

1: A 1980's Jim Henson movie starring David Bowie and Jennifer Connelly featuring memorable songs like: Magic Dance, As the world falls down, within you, chilly down, and underground. The plot revolves around a young girl Sarah(Played by Jennifer Connelly) accidentally wishing away her baby brother Toby, the Jareth the Goblin King(Played by David Bowie)

  * e.g.,  ... "So the Labyrinth is a piece of cake, Is it? Well lets see how you deal with this little slice..." ~Jareth 

 [ "Labyrinthism" ]

1: It is when a person begins to act as if the lore from the movie: Labyrinth is real.

  * e.g.,  ... Person One: Oh I wish that Jareth could take me to the Labryrinth right now. Person Two: What are you talking about? That can’t actually happen that’s fiction. Person One: Don’t say that! My ‘Religion’ Is Labyrinthism, I believe that could happen. 

 [ "labyrinth" ]

1: a city where there is a lot of people around

  * e.g.,  ... Girl 1: Were stuck in this labyrinth! Girl 2: Yeah, what! Boy 1: I love school bus trips in the labyrinth Boy 2: I know dude 

 [ "labyrinth effect" ]

1:  When you think something isn't is like that but it's not

  * e.g.,  ... Max: "What? Isn't there 3 parts?" 

 [ "Fabric Labyrinth" ]

1: The beguiling pieces of overlapping fabric on the front of men’s briefs that have to be navigated by a penis in advance of peeing.

  * e.g.,  ... I pissed myself because I couldn’t get through the fabric labyrinth quickly enough. Damn you, Hanes!