" knitters "

 [ "knitter" ]

1: people who like knitting instead of crochet

  * e.g.,  ... That filthy Jamal, fucking knitter ruining society 

 [ "knitter" ]

1: a gay man, especially one who is super-feminine

  * e.g.,  ... He tans, buffs his nails, and carries a purse - he's SO gotta be a knitter. 

 [ "The Knitter" ]

1: A superhero created on tumblr, he has gained popularity as a fan-made DC character and goes along committing crimes with his knittens, simply knitting over everything and everyone that he can knit.

  * e.g.,  ... The Knitter strikes again!! 

 [ "knitter" ]

1: Semi-veiled word for nigger.

  * e.g.,  ... Did you see all those knitters looting in New Orleans? 

 [ "Yoghurt Knitter" ]

1: n A mildly derogatory term for a tree hugging liberal. It combines yoghurt - the food of choice of hippies - with knitting - a reference to the arts and craft movement. It also carries slight overtones of being a wanker. A yoghurt knitter is generally ineffectual. He impedes or tries to impede others rather than actually going out and doing something.

  * e.g.,  ... The yoghurt knitters were at the meeting so naturally nothing got done. I tried to build an extension on my house but the yoghurt knitters didn't like the design. They said it was too big or something. I said, "Madam Chairman" but the yoghurt knitters said I had to call her "Chairperson". 

 [ "People Knitter" ]

1: a person who has the ability to always connect several people to each other even if those people do not realize their connections.

  * e.g.,  ... My friend Ellen can connect two or more people within a single conversation and at any time; she is such a people knitter! 

 [ "Gangsta Knitter" ]

1: A really thug chick who also knits. May also have the words "Pearl" and "Knit" tattooed on her knuckles, gangsta style. this girl will make a really great girlfriend because of her soft knitting side and dope gangsta side.

  * e.g.,  ... Damn son! look at the fine ass Gangsta Knitter over there! i wouldnt mind having her around to knit me sweaters. 

 [ "Yoghurt Knitter" ]

1: n A male who indulges in masturbation or yoghurt knitting. Unlike the word wanker this is more a statement of fact rather than an insult.

  * e.g.,  ... That guy is a real yoghurt knitter. He became an associate member of the mile high club when he took one off the wrist in the toilet of a jumbo. 

 [ "Knitter" ]

1: Knitter is a knitting enthusiast that likes to make things from yarn.

  * e.g.,  ... I could hang with my knitter all day 

 [ "Knitter" ]

2: It is also known as a slang term for African American people

 [ "knitter celebration" ]

1: A 21st celebration where guests knit a 'square' that is later sewn into a quilt for future use by the newly inducted young adult.

  * e.g.,  ... The family were invited to a knitter celebration in order to distract from the more wild shenanigans that would be taking place in the evening.