" kidnapper "

 [ "kidnapper" ]

1: Someone who steal people and keeps them in their basement for future use. Generally ugly and lacking swag and can't get their own girls so they have to steal them.

  * e.g.,  ... girl 1: I'm afraid ryan might be the stalker who is going to kidnap me girl 2: No way, he is too handsome, sexy, and has too much swag to be a kidnapper 

 [ "Kidnapper" ]

1: A person that makes kids take naps

  * e.g.,  ... Parent: My kid isn't taking their naps 

 [ "The Kidnapper" ]

1: Farting in a rag and putting it over someones face.

  * e.g.,  ... Kevin was known for applying The Kidnapper to his friends by farting in a rag and covering there face till they..........Well, you get the rest.  

 [ "Kidnapper" ]

1: Kidnapper/s is a cop/The Police they will take you away for anything. They work for the government. Can find them in blue or balck sometimes in tan or dumbass reflective gear depending on where you live Most drive the same cars. Some pretend not to be. the Police is the biggest gang in the world. They (kidnap) people, kill people and jump and rob people, watch out for the police/cops/kidnapper's

  * e.g.,  ... Man them kidnapper/s are coming 

 [ "kidnapper van" ]

1: A beat-up white van, usually a Ford Econoline, and often with no side-rear windows.

  * e.g.,  ... I always worry about what innocent people could be tied up in the back of all the kidnapper vans I see on the highways. 

 [ "Kidnapper's Deluxe" ]

1: N. A vechile that is able to hold three or more bodies in it's trunk in the event of committing a kidnapping or needing to take hostages. A trunk that would hold any less would be considered a Kidnapper's Double or Single.

  * e.g.,  ... Tom: Check out all the space in the trunk of my new car. 

 [ "the dirty kidnapper" ]

1: While having intercourse in the doggy position. When your about to blow it, you grab a dirty sock, pull out, put your homemade chloroform on the sock, then grab her by the hair and hold the sock against her mouth and nose. If your looking for a ransom then video tape it and threaten to show it to her rich daddy.

  * e.g.,  ... Last night I did the dirty kidnapper to a chick and threatened her with the video. Looks like Ill be getting laid a lil more often. 

 [ "butterfly kidnappers" ]

1: i swear to god if you see a butterfly you better run and hide they are coming to get you. they take you to their secret lair and turn you into a butterfly they are trying to take over the world.

  * e.g.,  ... person 1: OMFG ITS A BUTTERFLY!! person 2: Well, it looks like its gonna kidnap us i guess we're gonna die i never liked you anyway. person 1: wow okay thats just amazing jerry you know what?? SCREW YO--*gets kidnapped by butterfly butterfly: teehee butterfly kidnappers: 

 [ "Gyro-Pedo Kidnapper" ]

1: Someone who is both an extreme Pedophile and Gyrosexual. A Gyro-pedo kidnapper will kidnap small children, ppaint them green and use them for sexual pleasure until they reach the age of consent. when the children reach the age of consent they will be released deep in the wilderness of Africa where they will learn to mine salt.

  * e.g.,  ... Person1: Matthew I'm beginning to think you are a Gyro-Pedo Kidnapper 

 [ "My kidnapper ate my traffic" ]

1: When you try to think of an excuse

  * e.g.,  ... Why am I late? uhhh, uhhhh, my kidnapper ate my traffic