" junking "

 [ "junking" ]

1: The art of searching or shopping for bargains, anitques, collectibles, or any concievable kind of dust collector or garbage. Best places to look are at yard sales, chinese auctions, flea markets, swap meets, thrift shops, stores, or curbside.

  * e.g.,  ... They're is out junking again at the local swap meet. 

 [ "junking" ]

1: To place your penis and testicles onto an object.

  * e.g.,  ... Tommy was junking the desks in his school, so that when people touched them, they would have touched his nuts. 

 [ "junking" ]

1: Putting your dick and testicles in a woman's vagina simultaneously.

  * e.g.,  ... I just got done junking my girlfriend. 

 [ "junking" ]

1: When cool sites like urban dictionary move from plain text email which works for everyone to html email which gets blocked by spam filters and starts dumping to junk mail folders.

  * e.g.,  ... "damn, urban dictionary went to html email and now it's junking - oh well, it was cool while it lasted." 

 [ "junking" ]

1: (Verb) The act of sitting or placing genitals on inanimate objects. Gender non-specific.

  * e.g.,  ... "I placed a towel on the hotel room desk chair for fear of junking on the chair where 8,000 ball sacks had laid before." 

 [ "Junk-Junk" ]

1: It’s a bad thing

  * e.g.,  ... Tim: Stop being such a junk-junk! 

 [ "Junk-Junk" ]

2: But what does it mean?

 [ "in the junk" ]

1: Being hit in the penis

  * e.g.,  ... The ball came up and hit Dave in the junk 

 [ "junk" ]

1:  Seemingly useless rubbish which sits around for months and is inevitably disposed of the day before it is needed.

  * e.g.,  ...  "Where is the February 2002 issue of Playboy... it was here yesterday?!?" 

 [ "junk" ]

2:  A reference to something of little or no value

  * e.g.,  ...  - "Dude I chucked that, the pages were stuck and shit, it was junk" 

 [ "junk" ]

3:  The male genitalia

  * e.g.,  ...  Suped up Honda Civics and bubble gum pop music are junk 

 [ "junk" ]

4:  A kind of chinese boat

  * e.g.,  ...  "Daaaamn! check this out, dude just got kicked in the junk" 

 [ "junk" ]

5:  Heroin

  * e.g.,  ...  "Did you see the Jackie Chan movie where hes fighting on the junk in Hong Kong harbour? 

 [ "junk" ]

1: Penis and testacles.

  * e.g.,  ... Shut up or I'll kick you in the junk! 

 [ "Junking" ]

1: The term used when men perform the scissor sex position. Labelled junking because the men's junk hit each other during the act.

  * e.g.,  ... "Hey grant wanna get a drink tonight?" "Hey, sorry man I can't me and JP have already planned a junking sesh"