" japers "

 [ "Japer" ]

1: The act of playing your guitar for your baby girl after sex, no matter how bad it sounds The act of ejaculating in less than 45 seconds

  * e.g.,  ... Guy1: Hey i totally had sex with my girl friend yesterday Guy2: That's awesome, did you use the japer? Guy1: o hell no, i'm not a giant faggot. 

 [ "Japer" ]

1: From the noun 'to jape', as in, 'to joke.' One who enjoys the japes. An expert in the art of japing.

  * e.g.,  ...  Ollie said he's going for a bath, but we all know that he's really going for a wank. What a japer. Did you see the Dark Knight yet? Heath Ledger, what a japer. 

 [ "japer" ]

1: A person who will go to extraordinary lengths to gain advantage at board games

  * e.g.,  ... Dude, did you see that unreal Bingo that he laid down at Scrabble 

 [ "japer" ]

1: noun: a disgustingly fat adolescent who drinks starbucks and throws up when smelling something bad. reads poetry and hides his emotions behind misfits shirts and black pants.

  * e.g.,  ... "wow look at that kid over there, hes really fat, drinking starbucks, wearing a misfits shirt and black pants, and reading poetry" 

 [ "Japer" ]

1: A fat kid who goes to starbucks and sips on his coffee while listening to emo.

  * e.g.,  ... Jp Quine 

 [ "Scram Japer" ]

1: The act of attempting to tell a joke and disrupting yourself by either: laughing at your own joke; stuttering; or forgetting where you were going with it. - This can also be used for comebacks to getting shredded in the group chat.

  * e.g.,  ... Work: Did you hear Josh try to say a comeback to Dan's sick burn? He totally Scram Japed it. Ollie: What a Scram Japer! 

 [ "Bende van Japer" ]

1: The Bende van Japer is a infamous group that was established at Hoogtestage 201 The word "japer" is originated in Merksem and means: "Beer". The group is mostly known from Roadsurfing (Route de Soleil), where they were an incredible hype. Alternative meaning for Japer:

  * e.g.,  ... Hey are you going to the trap and hiphop party? 

 [ "Bende van Japer" ]

2:  Drinking a beer.

  * e.g.,  ... Yeah, it's at the Bende van Japer, isn't it? 

 [ "Bende van Japer" ]

3:  Playing guitar after sex for your just-made unborn son.

  * e.g.,  ... It sure is, everyone is going! 

 [ "Bende van Japer" ]

4:  Ejaculating within 45 seconds.

 [ "Japer The Caper" ]

1: An amazing person. Everyone loves him.

  * e.g.,  ... "Hey look, it's Japer the Caper. He's an amazing person!!!!!!!" 

 [ "Japer The Caper" ]

1: An amazing person. Everyone loves him.

  * e.g.,  ... "Hey look it's Japer the Caper!!!!!! He's amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"