" intruder "

 [ "intruder" ]

1: Variation on The Stranger, a masturbation technique wherein one sits on or raises one's hand until it becomes numb from the lack of circulation, then proceeds to masturbate with the numb hand, giving the sensation of another person. Legitimated by a Dave Chappelle reference. With The Intruder, however, one stands in front of a mirror wearing a ski mask. This gives the impression that someone has broken into one's home and started jacking one off with a stone cold gaze. Getting caught up in the moment, one could ask, "How did you get in here?" Or plead, "Stop doing that."

  * e.g.,  ... Hey Rich, I just bought this new ski mask. After dinner I'm going to break a pane of glass in my bedroom window and do The Intruder. I'll call you later. 

 [ "intruder" ]

1:  while making out with a chick, you slide your hands down her pants and put your digits in her vagina.

  * e.g.,  ... my date was going bad until i gave her the intruder. bitch was loving it, yo. 

 [ "intruder" ]

2:  reverse underbite with penetration.

 [ "The Intruder" ]

1: Variation on The Stranger, a masturbation technique wherein one employs a numbed hand, giving the sensation of another person. With The Intruder, however, one stands in front of a mirror wearing a ski mask, giving the impression that someone has broken into one's home and started jacking one off with a stone cold gaze.

  * e.g.,  ... Help, it's The Intruder. How did you get in here? Stop doing that. 

 [ "The Intruder" ]

1: Variation on The Stranger where one stands in front of a mirror wearing a ski mask, giving the impression someone has broken into one's home and started jacking one off with a stone cold gaze.

  * e.g.,  ... Help, it's The Intruder. How did you get in here? Stop doing that. 

 [ "Intruder" ]

1: Rape

  * e.g.,  ... I am the Intruder! 

 [ "the intruder" ]

1: A form of "the shocker" but instead of "two in the pink and one int the stink", two in the stink and one in the pink. hence the intruder.

  * e.g.,  ... your too drunk to realize you confused the holes hence the intruder. 

 [ "girth intruder" ]

1: A person that violates ones personal space, orifice, or body cavity with a stunningly massive thick dick GirthWorm GirthusMaximus

  * e.g.,  ... I was minding my own business, and my BF got drunk and kept wanting to play girth intruder with my ass all weekend, like he was back in jail or something. 

 [ "Girlfriend Intruder" ]

1: A male individual who talks or texts your girlfriend in large amounts, usually with increasing levels of annoyance. Usually this person is not worthy of stealing your girlfriend, just annoying the piss out of you. The difference between a cock block and a girlfriend intruder is that most of the time this person is a friend of yours and doesn't have the intention of stealing your girlfriend either, just being excessively annoying.

  * e.g.,  ... Josh: Dude. Whats up? 

 [ "Bed intruder" ]

1: Viral video of a ghetto man on the news talking about how an intruder tried to rape his sister. Freaking hilarious.

  * e.g.,  ... "He's climbin in yo' windows, snatchin yo' people up so y'all need to hid yo' kids, hide yo' wife, and hide yo' husband cuz dey rapin everybody out here" HOMEBOY! 

 [ "Bed Intruder" ]

1: An alleged rapist in the 500 Block of Lincoln Heights, Alabama. He received a brutal warning from one Antoine Dodson on the local news station WAFF. In Antoine's own words "he's climbin in your windows

  * e.g.,  ... Jerome- Yo homeboy, they ever catch that one bed intruder nigga? 

 [ "Bed Intruder" ]

2: he's snatchin your people up

  * e.g.,  ... Antoine- Nah, but "we gon find you 

 [ "Bed Intruder" ]

3: tryna rape em so y'all need to

  * e.g.,  ... we gon find you 

 [ "Bed Intruder" ]

4: hide your kids, hide your wife

  * e.g.,  ... so you can run and tell that, 

 [ "Bed Intruder" ]

5: hide your kids, hide your wife."

  * e.g.,  ... run and tell that