" intoxicating "

 [ "Intoxicate" ]

1:  To make somebody drunk with alcohol or stupefied with drugs or other substances.

  * e.g.,  ... If you're making someone drunk, you're busy to intoxicate him. 

 [ "Intoxicate" ]

2:  To make somebody intensely excited or overjoyed, often so much so that the person becomes irrational.

 [ "Intoxicating" ]

1: Incredibly consuming (Good or Bad).

  * e.g.,  ... Good- 

 [ "Intoxicating" ]

2: Beyond stable thought.

  * e.g.,  ... The New girl's smile is intoxicating. 

 [ "Intoxed" ]

1: Being so drunk that you can't fully pronounce words.

  * e.g.,  ... That girl was so intoxed that she couldn't even call an uber 

 [ "intox" ]

1: Common abbreviation for the word intoxicated. Affected by a substance that intoxicates the user; drunk; high; inebriated.

  * e.g.,  ... I was super intox at this block party when a car crashed into a group of pedestrians. It was horrible. 

 [ "intoxicity" ]

1: One's level of drunkenness, how intoxicated you have become.

  * e.g.,  ... What was my intoxicity level last night? 

 [ "Intoxicated" ]

1: A state in which someone is incapable of normal speech, actions or thought due to the ingestion of excessive amounts of alcohol and/or drugs.

  * e.g.,  ... Last night Bob went home with that ugly slut from the bar. He must have been pretty intoxicated. 

 [ "Intoxication" ]

1: To be drunk to a point where you start talking about the realest stuff,a true heart to heart conversation with someone you care about.

  * e.g.,  ... Person 1: Yo honestly your the best big 

 [ "Anal intoxication" ]

1: The proccess of taking a tampon, soaking it in some type of liquor, then sticking it up your butt and leaving it there all day. Alchohol reaches your blood stream faster and requires less amounts to get you drunk. Blow tests do not register your intoxication.

  * e.g.,  ... "Hey I just did some anal intoxication and got really drunk during school!" "You have a problem you sick bitch." 

 [ "premature intoxication" ]

1: Getting wasted prior to leaving the house for a bar, party, or anywhere else you were planning on having drinks

  * e.g.,  ... Holy crap, did you guys see Craig last night? We went to his condo to have a few drinks before hitting the club, but he had already consumed enough vodka to cause a premature intoxication situation. 

 [ "Intoxication Scale" ]

1: A means of indicating how intoxicated you are to others. Scale definitions:

  * e.g.,  ... Person 1: "How drunk are you on the intoxication scale?" 

 [ "Intoxication Scale" ]

2: 0% - Stone cold sober

  * e.g.,  ... Person 2: "I'm a solid 70%, you?" 

 [ "Intoxication Scale" ]

3: 30-80% - "Head clear" zone. The point where you have a buzz but are not fully intoxicated.

  * e.g.,  ... Person 1: "I'm already at 100%" 

 [ "Intoxication Scale" ]

4: 50% - You are too drunk to drive (legally)

  * e.g.,  ... Person 2: "Nice. I need to drink faster to catch up." 

 [ "Intoxication Scale" ]

5: 100% - Fully (and comfortably) intoxicated

 [ "Intoxication Scale" ]

6: 150% - "No longer fun" drunk (ie. slurring, stumbling and making an ass out of yourself)

 [ "Intoxication Scale" ]

7: 200% - So drunk that you will puke at some point (could be the next day)

 [ "Intoxication Scale" ]

8: 300% - So drunk you pass out

 [ "Intoxication Scale" ]

9: 400% - Death is near