" inseminates "

 [ "insemination" ]

1: The act of ejaculating in a woman to get her pregnant.

  * e.g.,  ... My insemination on Jane last night was a success. She is definitely pregnant. 

 [ "inseminator" ]

1: a.k.a. pete the meat fay. or any guy whose sperm is so strong it can permeate any known contraceptive device!!

  * e.g.,  ... you wore a rubber and she was on the pill and you still knocked her up!! you friggin inseminator 

 [ "inseminator" ]

1: Another word for penis (tallywhacker, dick, dong, prick, cock, ding-a-ling, etc.)

  * e.g.,  ... My Ipod reports the song, "Penis I See" by Gwar as, "Inseminator I Optically Image". How fucking queer! 

 [ "Text Insemination" ]

1: Text insemination is the art of "inseminating" the phones of everyone in your cell phone contacts list with a generic text such as "Hey, what's up" or "How's it going?" for the purpose of simultaneously having as many texting conversations as possible with as many different people as possible.

  * e.g.,  ... Jesse wanted to communicate with all of his friends at once, so he decided to initiate text insemination. 

 [ "Marine by insemination" ]

1: Someone {usually a female} who thinks she has intimate knowledge of the Marine Corps or is a Marine because she has fucked one, is fucking one or married one.

  * e.g.,  ... person 1: So Ellie's profile shows she was in the Marine Corps from 1970 - 1990 and that she's a Master Sergeant. person 2: Nah. That's her previous husbands military information and her new husbands rank. She just thinks she's a Marine by insemination. 

 [ "Artifistal Insemination" ]

1: An act in which a man will masturbate and ejaculate into his hand.

  * e.g.,  ... John and Jessie couldn't concieve, so john tried the radical new method called artifistal insemination.... There was blood 

 [ "Artifistal Insemination" ]

2: Armed with a full hand of semen, he will make a fist and forcefully thrust his fist into his female companion's vagina. Once inside, he opens the fist and releases his seed deep into her uterus.

 [ "artificial insemination" ]

1: One more step in the Feminist movement's plan to eliminate the male gender.

  * e.g.,  ... Women already say they don't need men to be happy, artificial insemination means they don't need them to procreate either. 

 [ "Ocular insemination" ]

1: The act of giving you're mate a good facial and getting it in their eye. Also works well with Nasal and Aural insemination in the nose and ears respectively.

  * e.g.,  ... Dude that guy just gave her an Ocular Insemination! 

 [ "mediapocrytical insemination" ]

1: "mental insemination with ideas" (i.e. brainwashing) using not ubiquitous political propaganda, but specifically mediapocricy

  * e.g.,  ... The ignorant masses who passively consume the evening news after are especially vulnerable to mediapocrytical insemination 

 [ "candidate for insemination" ]

1: someone you'd like to stick your man meat in.

  * e.g.,  ... She's definalty a candidate for insemination