" innovations "

 [ "innovator" ]

1: Someone who makes new things to solve or an old problem.

  * e.g.,  ... Jess: hey Jim can you fix my buggy for this nature drive next week? 

 [ "Innovent" ]

1: A word that combines innovation and invent. First used by Alec Baldwin in the tv show 30 Rock.

  * e.g.,  ... John: We need to think of something quick to get our profits up! Ideas? Joe: We can make a microwave that is also a toaster. John: Fuckin' genius Joe! Great innovention! 

 [ "innovative" ]

1: A word that was once used to be used to describe things that are new, and different. Now it's just marketing term that is used to describe pretty much everything, regardless of whether or not it deserves to be called innovative.

  * e.g.,  ... Gee, I didn't know that can openers are innovative. 

 [ "Innovative" ]

1: Every time Apple sneezes.

  * e.g.,  ... Is Apple still innovative? 

 [ "Innoventing" ]

1: A mix of "innovation" and "invention"

  * e.g.,  ... "Innoventing" is a word I just innovented. 

 [ "innovation" ]

1: Doing the same old pointless thing a different way. Alternatively, creating something brilliant in such a way that it takes twice as long and costs three times as much as the old fashioned way of doing the same thing.

  * e.g.,  ... Bob: Hey, let's make a wheel! 

 [ "innovation" ]

1: A marketing ploy used by organizations that have exhausted all other plausable excuses for introducing ill-conceived products, policies, practices and/or services that will ultimately prove to be counterproductive.

  * e.g.,  ... CEO: OMG, this place is a real drag! 

 [ "innovate" ]

1: To steal someone's idea, change it a tiny bit, and release it as your own.

  * e.g.,  ... Microsoft likes to innovate. 

 [ "innovator" ]

1: someone who isnt quite a hipster but is always onestep of the game.

  * e.g.,  ... castro: why is that guy Wearing a visor beanie backwards? cody: Cause he’s an innovator 

 [ "innovative" ]

1: something different and had haven't done before in a particular group

  * e.g.,  ... 1st frnd:> hey dude , wats up now