" inheritances "

 [ "inheritance" ]

1: Money and personal property that a hard-working person accumulates during his lifetime that pissant children thinks is their due upon his death. Below are categories of heir behavior in regard to future inheritances: Grave Watchers: Children who know they will inherit and are just waiting around for the person to die to claim the inheritance. Ingratiating little bastards: Children who kiss the person's ass repeatedly in the hope he will leave his worldly belongings to them. Presumptive brats: Children who assume they will inherit and who foolishly spend money they don't have today, only to find out later they didn't inherit and are now up to their eyeballs in debt.

  * e.g.,  ... Inheritances are a gift, not a birthright. 

 [ "inherit" ]

1: Verb

  * e.g.,  ... I will inherit a lot of money from my grandfather 

 [ "inherit" ]

2: Receive (money, property, or a title) as an heir at the death of the previous holder.

 [ "inherit" ]

3: Derive (a quality, characteristic, or predisposition) genetically from one's parents or ancestors.

 [ "inheritance" ]

1: Receiving a (generally large) amount of property, wealth, money, etc, from a deceased relative or close one, after being "mentioned" in their "will". In extreme cases, such as very large inheritances, typical results include marriage break-up (spouse hates partner for being so rich), personality collapse (what the heck do I do now I don't have to work for a living??), idleness, egomania, etc. Many heirs or heiresses experience guilt and self-loathing in proportion to the size of the inheritance received. Inheritance planning is supposed to alleviate this by only giving heirs money if they achieve in life, a gameplan that rarely works. Heirs within families usually fight over minor differences in sizes of inheritances recieved. There is a strong tendancy for young people in particular to be very adversely affected by large inheritances, contrary to the misconceptions of a wonderful life generated by popular envy feelings, these people are usually isolated, guilt-ridden and unsatisfied.

  * e.g.,  ... Sarah received her inheritance at 21, and after that, despite her yacht, mansion and trustfund, felt purposeless and ashamed. 

 [ "Inheritance thief" ]

1: When someone dies and one family member (like a circling vulture) steals or hoards silver, gold, money and/or other personal property from the remaining family members, especially when the decedent’s last wishes were for the family members to split the property equally.

  * e.g.,  ... If it were not for the inheritance thief, I could have had my teeth fixed, with a little money to spare.He is a lifelong liar, a cheat and an inheritance thief with Damonism issues. 

 [ "Interbase Inheritance" ]

1: An object oriented programming style employed by retards to make their code look more complicated and intellegent than it actually is. Involves extending a class and implementing an interface, both of which define a method with the same signature, and then shadowing the same method in the child class. For example:

  * e.g.,  ... "What the fuck is all this about?" 

 [ "Interbase Inheritance" ]

2: Public Class NewBase

  * e.g.,  ... "Oh that's just my interbase inheritance code. Cool isn't it?" 

 [ "Interbase Inheritance" ]

3:  Private _strName as String

  * e.g.,  ... "You twat" 

 [ "Interbase Inheritance" ]

4:  Public Sub New

 [ "Interbase Inheritance" ]

5:  ...

 [ "Interbase Inheritance" ]

6:  <constructor code here>

 [ "Interbase Inheritance" ]

7:  ...

 [ "Interbase Inheritance" ]

8:  End Sub

 [ "Interbase Inheritance" ]

9:  Public ReadOnly Property Name() as String

 [ "Interbase Inheritance" ]

10:  Get

 [ "Interbase Inheritance" ]

11:  Return _strName

 [ "Interbase Inheritance" ]

12:  End Get

 [ "Interbase Inheritance" ]

13:  End Property

 [ "Interbase Inheritance" ]

14: End Class

 [ "Interbase Inheritance" ]

15: Public Interface INewInterface

 [ "Interbase Inheritance" ]

16:  Public ReadOnly Property Name() as String

 [ "Interbase Inheritance" ]

17: End Interface

 [ "Interbase Inheritance" ]

18: Public Class NewIIClass : Inherits NewBase

 [ "Interbase Inheritance" ]

19:  Implements INewInterface

 [ "Interbase Inheritance" ]

20:  Public Sub New()

 [ "Interbase Inheritance" ]

21:  MyBase.New()

 [ "Interbase Inheritance" ]

22:  End Sub

 [ "Interbase Inheritance" ]

23:  Public Shadows ReadOnly Property Name() As String ImplementsINewInterface.Name

 [ "Interbase Inheritance" ]

24:  Get

 [ "Interbase Inheritance" ]

25:  Return MyBase.Name

 [ "Interbase Inheritance" ]

26:  End Get

 [ "Interbase Inheritance" ]

27:  End Property

 [ "Interbase Inheritance" ]

28: End Class

 [ "Inheritance Shot" ]

1: When you fuck a chicks Mom, pull out and cum on the Daughters face. Like a Money Shot but the Mom did all the work and left it all to her Daughter.

  * e.g.,  ... I fucked this older chick last night and pulled out and gave the Inheritance Shot to her hot Daughter 

 [ "Shashlo Inheritance" ]

1: When a parent passes on their large ass to their children

  * e.g.,  ... "Dude, look at that poor guy...I wonder if his huge ass is a Shashlo Inheritance..." 

 [ "inherit the wind" ]

1:  play read in english 11 classes throughout the country that promotes safe sex and family guy-oriented outtakes;

  * e.g.,  ... Grandma ate many beans today and sat on my face, forcing me to inherit the wind 

 [ "inherit the wind" ]

2:  slang meaning to literally catch someone else's fart, or to inherit it through grandma's will.

 [ "inheritance poll" ]

1: A sports poll in which the starting order of the poll remains relatively unchanged unless a team losses. A poll in which a team can only move up if a team ahead of them losses.

  * e.g.,  ... That poll is an inheritance poll, you need to find one where the teams are reevaluated weekly if you want me to take it seriously. 

 [ "Inherited Salmon" ]

1: When you get bitten by a salmon and inherit his genes becoming a half human half salmon hybrid.

  * e.g.,  ... “Holy shit Steven, are you okay?” “Yes Gered. I just got bit by a salmon”