" indexed "

 [ "The Index" ]

1: The perfect way to rate females. Judged on a 0-4 scale to make things less complicated. 0-Is that even a girl?

  * e.g.,  ... Friend 1= "What is she on The Index?" 

 [ "The Index" ]

2: 1-Not hideous, but no

  * e.g.,  ... Friend 2="Are you crazy? She looks like a mule, definitely a 0" Friend 1="What is she on The Index?" 

 [ "The Index" ]

3: 2-If I was intoxicated

  * e.g.,  ... Friend 2="Go get me that handle of Burnetts and I will say 2" 

 [ "The Index" ]

4: 3-Yes, and she's hot

 [ "The Index" ]

5: 4-Holy shit, yes

 [ "index" ]

1: your pointer finger.. which is very useful insome sexual cases.

  * e.g.,  ... yo man! use your index! 

 [ "Index" ]

1: Index is a crappy overpriced department store in England - much like Argos.

  * e.g.,  ... An index shop. A shop called index. 

 [ "Index" ]

1: A newly-ordained nun who was forcefully given the Vatican's 103,000 most forbidden books on her brain while being shackled by Catholic Confessors and Inquisitors. She goes with Touma, a man who was too unlucky bastard who unknowingly built a harem on himself. She also got a pussycat named Sphinx.

  * e.g.,  ... Index is a Loli Nun. 

 [ "Index" ]

2: She has a black hole as a stomach, who eats Touma's budget. And bits the bastard if she's pissed.

 [ "index" ]

1: The finger you usually point with - your index finger.

  * e.g.,  ... You usually point with your index finger. 

 [ "index" ]

1: You probably came here by trying to go to urbandictionary.com/index.php, it doesn't work like that, bud. for the ppl who don't know, index.html/index.php is basically the default page of the site, and is preferred over default.php and all the other alternatives.

  * e.g.,  ... script kiddie: lololol ill break urban dictionary by going to urbandictionary.com/index.php xd 

 [ "indexing" ]

1: The act of constantly refreshing or updating a platform of discussion, in search of any and all new additions.

  * e.g.,  ... Man, I was so bored last night. I was indexing that forum from 10 til  

 [ "Urinal Index" ]

1: A system for determining exactly how "low rent" a bar, restaurant or cafeteria is. To determine a business' standing on the URINAL INDEX, you throw some change into a urinal in the men's room. Every so often you check on it. If no one takes it, you may add some more. The LOWEST amount of change that it finally takes for someone to fish out the piss covered change is that business' score on the Urinal Index.

  * e.g.,  ... Darby's was a 17 (cents) on the urinal index. 

 [ "Urinal Index" ]

2: Originally invented at Darby's Oldtowne Armes, In Brampton Ontario.

 [ "Rose Index" ]

1: The Rose index is a simple ratio that signifies the quality of available women in a given city. The equation is derived off of observed 1-10 rating of people in relationships you view around town. Quality of Woman / Quality of Man, with 1 being a base case where these two are equal.

  * e.g.,  ... The Rose Index is absolutely on fire in Russia! I see these absolute smokeshow 10's holding hands with these portly drunken 4's of men. That's a whopping 5 on the Rose Index! 

 [ "cylinder index" ]

1: The total number of internal combustion cylinders in your possession. (vehicles, gas powered equipment, marine and aviation all qualify). Popularized by "Garage Logic" A radio show on Minnesota's AM 1500.

  * e.g.,  ... "I have a cylinder index of 48"