" improbability "

 [ "improbement" ]

1: A lie made up by the king of liars, FTD. It means "I'm a sucky loser", but can be used without grammatical correctness and still have the same meaning.

  * e.g.,  ... An improbement, I'm sure. 

 [ "improbability drive" ]

1: fuck physics machine

  * e.g.,  ... hank: killing people improbability drive: is activated hank: yo wtf 

 [ "improbable outset" ]

1: that one song in friday night funkin

  * e.g.,  ... improbable outset lyrics 

 [ "Improbable Destructor" ]

1: The act of having sex with your girlfriend/boyfriend, not before playing the track "Calliope" by Cheshyre, seen in the madness combat series' third episode. You must yell "THE CLOWN HAS BEEN ENGAGED", then wrap an arm around your partner's neck and another around their eyes, before going down on them, HARD

  * e.g.,  ... person 1: "hey man, you were gone for a while yesterday, what happened?" person 2: "don't worry, i just pulled an improbable destructor" person 1: "that is BOSS, dude" 

 [ "mission improbable" ]

1: (n) any impressively stupid or pointless mission dreamed-up for the purpose of vandalizing, pilfering, or otherwise altering public property.

  * e.g.,  ... "Tom and I are are pulling another mission improbable at 3am this saturday to steal all the toilet paper from the dorm halls." 

 [ "Infinite Improbability Drive" ]

1: Even faster than light or even ludicrous speed, the Infinite Improbability Drive allows the fictional ship The Heart of Gold to go anywhere, no matter how improbable. Its description from the novel from which originates, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy":

  * e.g.,  ... "Wow, the Infinite Improbability Drive is really friggin' fast." 

 [ "Infinite Improbability Drive" ]

2: "The Infinite Improbability Drive is a wonderful new method of crossing interstellar distances in a few seconds; without all that tedious mucking about in hyperspace. As the Improbability Drive reaches infinite improbability, it passes through every conceivable point in every conceivable universe almost simultaneously. In other words, you're never sure where you'll end up or even what species you'll be when you get there. It's therefore important to dress accordingly. The Infinite Improbability Drive was invented following research into finite improbability which was often used to break the ice at parties by making all the molecules in the hostess' undergarments leap one foot simultaneously to the left in accordance with the theory of indeterminacy. Many respectable physicists said they weren't going to stand for that sort of thing, partly because it was a debasement of science, but mostly because they didn't get invited to those sort of parties."

 [ "Infinite Improbability English" ]

1: Infinite Improbability English is the language you end up with when you type on a Smartphone with spellcheck turned on. It is an especially distinct dialect when using a keyboard enhancement like SWIPE word entry. The term is a portmanteau between the Infinite Improbability Engine as featured in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy and the English language. It represent the weighing of probabilities in meaning one does when receiving an apparantly outrageous or non-sequitur message from a Smart device.

  * e.g.,  ... These Infinite Improbability English messages along the intended word: The color is called period red. (Persian) 

 [ "Climbing Mount Improbable" ]

1: Climbing Mount Improbable is best described in the Hymn to Evolution by C.S. Lewis: Lead us, Evolution, lead us Up the future's endless stair: Chop us, change us, prod us, weed us. For stagnation is despair: Groping, guessing, yet progressing, Lead us nobody knows where. Wrong or justice in the present, Joy or sorrow, what are they While there's always jam to-morrow, While we tread the onward way? Never knowing where we're going, We can never go astray.

  * e.g.,  ... Never knowing where we're going, we can never go astray pretty much sums up the whole concept of Climbing Mount Improbable. 

 [ "Improbability" ]

1: An attractive, athletic guy who gossip, hasn't drank alcohol or done drugs, is waiting till marriage, and is both extremely kind and empathetic.

  * e.g.,  ... Stacy: I'm just looking for a genuine guy who isn't superficial, likes me for my personality, is reserved and is hot 

 [ "Improbability Drive" ]

1: Improbability Drive - Expression to use when an impossible situation, story, picture or video is presented and you just can't get a grasp on what was presented to you .

  * e.g.,  ... So lets say we drive from New Orleans to Chicago in 8 hrs see a concert, go cross the border to Canada and head back in time for work on Monday without sleep, we can make it in 48 hrs easy. Sure thing lets just jump in the car, fire up the "Improbability Drive" and make it happen.