" housed "

 [ "housed" ]

1: To have eaten or drunk something really fast.

  * e.g.,  ... She bought ice cream and housed it in like 3 seconds 

 [ "housed" ]

1: To get royally shitfaced or shitHOUSED.

  * e.g.,  ... If we get Becky housed, she'll flail her tits about the room at a ferocious pace. 

 [ "housed" ]

1: Adjective. To be drunk.

  * e.g.,  ... She was housed last night after only two shots! 

 [ "housed" ]

1: Originating in the United States, housed is generally used to describe the velocity at which one consumes food. It conjures an image of something needing to be housed quickly, like refugees or a family new to an area. The word was created out of neccessity, being the only word/mental image fast enough to describe how fast an American can eat.

  * e.g.,  ... "...my friend invited me to go smoke a blunt, so I housed the three pancakes I had and went over immediately." 

 [ "housed" ]

1: When you are out golfing and you whack the shit out of the ball but it doesn't go straight and instead it hits a house. Thwack!!!

  * e.g.,  ... He missed the fairway by a mile. Yeah man, he housed it. Oh shit. 

 [ "housed" ]

1:  drunk off of ones ass, drunk as shit

  * e.g.,  ... dude, ive had 13 shots, 6 bowls, 3 beers, 6 coronas, and a an appletini, im fucking HOUSED 

 [ "housed" ]

2:  smacked off of ones ass, smacked as shit

 [ "housed" ]

1: sustained bodily injury punked yoked

  * e.g.,  ... Hey M.L., Did you see that fight last night? That bitch got housed. 

 [ "housed" ]

1: It Means to fix something in an unconventional way.

  * e.g.,  ... black jacked, unconventional, housed, fix, 

 [ "housed" ]

1: the action of defecating on an inanimate object

  * e.g.,  ... i so housed that guy's car!! OMG!!! Someone housed in my bowl of fruit loops!! 

 [ "House House" ]

1: A building or room allocated for the playing of house music. No poon is allowed

  * e.g.,  ... Man, Jack was doing some crazy shit in the house house!