" hooking "

 [ "hooking" ]

1: to turn a trick (sell body for money)

  * e.g.,  ... i heard your mom's been hooking to put you through school. 

 [ "hooking" ]

2: the task that a hook(er) performs.

 [ "hooking" ]

1: when two or more people are in an active, non-committal relationship that includes sexual intercourse

  * e.g.,  ... Ugh, still haven’t got that promotion...Seems like you gotta be hooking with the boss to get anywhere these days. 

 [ "hooking" ]

1: Penalty in hockey, also known as ice prostituion

  * e.g.,  ... 2 minute penalty for hooking. Damnit Nick, why did you get called for ice prostitution? 

 [ "hooking" ]

1: To fight. The definition comes from a specific punch called a hook. The hook is a lunging punch that is typically uneffective, unless you're name is Cassius Clay, Floyd Mayweather or my nigga Huck. This is the punch of choice for most individuals who can't fight; including me.

  * e.g.,  ... Oh shit, look at them niggas hooking over there! 

 [ "hooking" ]

1: when you're trying to pick up a person, putting in groundwork

  * e.g.,  ... -hey sarah! 

 [ "hooking" ]

1: when laying horizontally, hooking one's leg in a raunchy way around another's body

  * e.g.,  ... caroline and i were hooking during our nap 

 [ "hook hook" ]

1: a slang term for a hooker

  * e.g.,  ... woman on the street taps you on the shoulder and says 'who the _____ you callin' a hook hook' and then she rips your turtle backpack. :( 

 [ "Hooked" ]

1: Being totally in love or addicted to someone.

  * e.g.,  ... We went on a date last night and I am totally hooked 

 [ "hook it" ]

1: The process of engaging in any sexual act with another individual.

  * e.g.,  ... I really wanted to hook it with this gorgeous brunette last night, but she was way out of my league. I had to settle with mediocre sex with some fat chick instead. 

 [ "on the hook" ]

1: A person who is "on the hook" will be overly infatuated with another person. The person who is the desired generally takes little notice (and often complete advantage) of the person who is on the hook. Often times the person who is on the hook is a back-up. Signs that you are on the hook:

  * e.g.,  ... Ted: "Lisa came over last night and I gave her a foot rub as we watched a move." 

 [ "on the hook" ]

2: 1) giving foot rubs

  * e.g.,  ... Marshall: "Are you guys dating now?" 

 [ "on the hook" ]

3: 2) making mixed tapes/cds/play lists

  * e.g.,  ... Ted: "No, she is still with her boyfriend, she is just looking for the right time to break the news." 

 [ "on the hook" ]

4: 3) making chocolate cake

  * e.g.,  ... Marshall: "Dude, you are so on the hook." 

 [ "on the hook" ]

5: 4) dropping everything at a moments notice to be with the other person.