" holidayed "

 [ "holidayed" ]

1: When you get it given to you soo good u cant cuddle, cant breathe, smoke your cig roll over with out even a kiss goodnight

  * e.g.,  ... My man came home and straight holidayed me. 

 [ "holiday" ]

1: An opportunity for relatives to come around and say stupid shit like: Why haven't you found a wife yet.

  * e.g.,  ... "My favorite part about holidays his how being single is considered a disease." 

 [ "holiday" ]

1: When people work the 9 to 5 rather than the typical 14-16 hour workdays. An hour lunch break may be taken on these days, but is still frowned upon. Some people may catch a "holiday" and become quite unresponsive. Stay away from these people.

  * e.g.,  ... What are you doing on your holiday? 

 [ "Holiday" ]

1:  A certain period (usually a day) during the year which is commemorating a certain religious event ("Holy Day").

  * e.g.,  ... - "Happy Holidays!" 

 [ "Holiday" ]

2:  British term for "vacation."

  * e.g.,  ... - "Yes, 'Holiday' is exactly the same thing as 'vacation,' you blithering twat. (Remind me never to speak to yanks again...)" 

 [ "holiday" ]

1: Painter's slang for an area accidentally left unpainted or inadequately covered.

  * e.g.,  ... You left a couple of holidays on the living room ceiling. 

 [ "holiday" ]

1: time away from work/ school

  * e.g.,  ... I LOVE HOLIDAYS 

 [ "holiday" ]

2: wonderfulest part of the year.. especially when the holiday is for weeks/months

 [ "holiday" ]

1: Something thats impossible to enjoy at my house because every holiday ( Especially independance day) My father drinks heavily, throws his old vietnam uniform on, grabs his m-14, and fires at my neighbor who just happens to be vietnamese while he shouts " we won the war you brown cocksuckers! Burn in hell you motherfuckers!" Not the best time of the year.

  * e.g.,  ... my neighbor packs severe heat and i fear hes going to turn it on us someday soon. 

 [ "holiday" ]

1: A politically correct and inclusive term for Thanksgiving and Christmas encouraged by the liberals.

  * e.g.,  ... It'd be considered a borderline hate crime to have a "Christmas sale", nowadays the PC term is "Holiday sale"! 

 [ "The Holidays" ]

1: A period of roughly six weeks, lasting from the end of November to some time in January. It includes a number of religious holidays, traditional celebrations, and family visits. It is generally accepted to be both the best part of the year (for people under the age of fifteen) and the worst part of the year (for people over the age of fifteen).

  * e.g.,  ... If I hear "The Little Drummer Boy" one more time, I swear I'm going to snap. I didn't mind this as a kid, but ever since I turned fifteen, boy! I hate the holidays. 

 [ "The Holidays" ]

2: Includes: Thanksgiving, Hannukah, Advent, Christmas Eve, Christmas Day, the Winter Solstice, St. Nick's Day, Kwanzaa, Boxing Day, New Year's Eve, New Year's Day, Winter Break (for students), and a number of others.

 [ "The Holidays" ]

3: Sometimes used (as "Happy Holidays") as a politically correct (race, creed, and nationality-neutral) phrase on cards and decorations.

 [ "The Holidays" ]

4: Also known as "International Muzak Month" due to the unwavering propensity of shopping establishments to assault their customers' ears with instrumental version of "Do You Hear What I Hear," "Jingle Bell Rock," and "White Christmas" for the entire six-week period.

 [ "holiday" ]

1: a) a time of year when you're supposed to sit back and reflect and give thanks and shit like that but actually everyone just gets drunk and eats a lot and spends lots of money because our society advocates wasting insane amounts of dough to "celebrate"

  * e.g.,  ... a) oh no another holiday is coming up which means that i'm gonna have to go waste more money on crap-ass presents and make sure we have plenty of gramps's old hangover remedy 

 [ "holiday" ]

2: b) a really, really kick-ass song by green day. a dark political "anthem" that truly encompasses america's depressing military situation

  * e.g.,  ... Can i get another amen