" highballs "

 [ "highballs" ]

1: a drink: whiskey mixed with ginger ale

  * e.g.,  ... getting drunk off highballs is easy because it just tastes like ginger ale, so you're basically just drinking a lot of soda 

 [ "highballs" ]

1: The physiological response of the human eye upon ingestion or inhalation of 'The Weeds'. The resulting response is characterized by a noticeable glossiness and/or a distinctive red discoloration of the whites of the eyes. A human showing signs of 'highballs' will often be hard to agitate, irritate, or otherwise provoke into any actions involving any materials other than Doritos or Shark Week.

  * e.g.,  ... "Dude, are my highballs showin? I don't want the cops knowin' I've been hitting The Weeds." "Hey man, before you head to work take these eye drops for your wake and bake highballs." 

 [ "highballs" ]

1: Someone has "highballs" when they smoke too much weed and their eyeballs turn red. This term was originated by rapper Deno Benz.

  * e.g.,  ... "Dude can we please drive thru Del Taco? I'm so high and I don't wanna go inside." "No dude, I hate the smell it leaves in my car. Put on some sunglasses and ain't no one gonna be able to see your highballs." "It's 9:30 pm though..." "People will just think it's a fashion statement." 

 [ "Highball" ]

1: Entering a toilet cubicle that has mobility assistance rails, removing all pants, undergarments, socks and shoes before standing on the rails and taking a glorious dump from the high heavens.

  * e.g.,  ... I just wanted to feel the breeze between my legs so I performed a highball. I think I feel a highball coming along, boys. 

 [ "HIGHBALLER" ]

1: Over achiever. One who prevails. Conquers steep challenges. Elevates any standard. Instinctively motivated. Talent that delivers. A born leader.

  * e.g.,  ... Mining related (where the term actually originated): Ryan is such a Highballer...he ran 2 drills and managed to get over 500 feet in one shift in bad ground without losing any rods! 

 [ "highball" ]

1: A short 1oz (mostly) drink. The hard is usually from the front bar (Rye, Vodka, White Rum, Tequila, etc) mixed with a soft drink or juice. Can be doubled or Tripled.

  * e.g.,  ... Cheap Highballs can include: Rye&Coke, Rum&Coke, Screwdriver, Vodke Slim, etc.. 

 [ "Highballer" ]

1: The opposite of a lowballer; someone who pays the maximum possible price for something.

  * e.g.,  ... Did you see what that soccer mom paid for her son's PS3? Yea, she didn't do her research; she's a highballer. 

 [ "highballer" ]

1: Some one who works harder than a motherfucker. The opposite is a lowballer, someone who drags there balls around not doing a god damn thing.

  * e.g.,  ... Damn I'm tired, I was highballing all day. 

 [ "Highballer" ]

1:  A treeplanter who consistently plants a lot more trees than anyone else.

  * e.g.,  ...  Ed: "Holy shit, did you hear how many trees Sam put in today?" Sally: "Yeah that guy is a total highballer." 

 [ "Highballer" ]

2:  A misguided young person who has been conned into generating a tremendous amount of wealth for a treeplanting company. In exchange this person receives pitiful percentage of the wealth being generated, all the sex they can handle, and life-long soft tissue damage to the back, knees, shoulder, elbow & wrist.

  * e.g.,  ...  Tina: "Holy shit, my knee hurts everytime I run & the doctor told me I've got the back of a retired coal miner." Tony: "Ya, you were the fastest planter ever though." 

 [ "highball" ]

1:  Railroad slang for a green light or permission to proceed. Go = highball

  * e.g.,  ...  Engineer: the light is green. Conductor: Highball! 

 [ "highball" ]

2:  verb: to put whichever testicle hangs higher into the vagina during intercourse while leaving the lower one out. verb: to overtake someone in a hallway whether they are stopped or moving.

  * e.g.,  ...  Man I totally highballed with my girlfriend last night.