" herders "

 [ "Herder" ]

1: A cop who is totally insane and hell-bent on arresting teens for drinking and breaking up parties, most likely because of a lack of exposure to vagina and real police work. If there was a party nearby, Herder's will often hide in bushes awaiting their prey, then ambush any teen with a backpack or open beer, yelling some nonsense police code or "OH SHIT! ITS THE COPS!".

  * e.g.,  ... Guy 1: What happened to you guy's last night? 

 [ "herder" ]

1: A person who shames people in an attempt to get them to conform to the behavior of a group. Typically used by socialist/collectivists to browbeat others to conform to their group thought.

  * e.g.,  ... That liberal is such a herder. I was at my friend's party and this herder was in my face. 

 [ "Herder" ]

1: A guy who only dates and hooks up with fat and unattractive girls. He heards fat girls like cattle.

  * e.g.,  ... Daddy: Aaaaaaaaaaaye Lavonte! You hook up with that one fine bitch last night? Lavonte: Are you kidding?!?! She had bomb tits and ass, her face was nice, and she had a great body. Hell no. I only like fat bitches. If you see a fat cow around let me know. Daddy: Ooo..your a herder? Well i guess fat girls need love too. 

 [ "herder" ]

1: 1) A job that requires one to be experienced in the art of herding

  * e.g.,  ... 1) Woaaaaa, look at that Herder. That man sure can control a sheep! 

 [ "herder" ]

2: 2) A sick complete artist. He draws tight stuff such as comics and some like deep weird paintings that like no one can get cuz hes a genius. He also is a pretty sick guitarist, he jams a lot, often for very long periods of time. A Herder is influenced by all styles of music but most notably jam bands. Naturally a Herder is always looking for a deep personal experience brought on by hallucinogens. Yet a Herder still takes the time to get fucked up. When high or drunk, or crunk, the Herder often philosophizes about foreign policy, war on drugs, and other socio-political stuff. What a Herder has in personality, the Herder lacks in looks. The Herder often has very large hair similar to a white man afro. The Herder is often mistaken for Kenny G or Marge Simpson. Makes frequent trips to Jack in the Box, but is now a vegetarian

  * e.g.,  ... 2) Homey Numero Uno: Hey dude, I'll be straight up with you, I'm kinda baked. But we should like totally have a sick little jam sesh, or maybe a little paint sesh, maybe a little bike ride to the jack to get some dank food. But lets def philosiphize. 

 [ "herder" ]

3: 3) A tight guy to be around, even though I never get any ladies with him cuz he looks like either kenny g or marge simpson. Somehow, the ladies like that look and they blow him often

  * e.g.,  ...  Homey #2: That sounds pretty sick, Herder. 

 [ "herder" ]

1: a guy who flirts with alot girls and leads them on

  * e.g.,  ... i talk to so many women im like the herder up in the mountains. 

 [ "turd herder" ]

1: A person working in the sewage field. Responsible for keeping the sewage (turds) in the pipes, not on the ground.

  * e.g.,  ... Tom is the best turd herder I know. 

 [ "Redhead Herder" ]

1: An individual, usually male, who has penchant for redheaded women, and thusly pursues, dates, and otherwise "collects" redheads.

  * e.g.,  ... "Man, that's the third fire-crotch Jimmy's bagged this week. He's a real Redhead Herder." 

 [ "nerd herder" ]

1: A manager of IT employees, tasked with making them do some useful work. Literally, herding nerds.

  * e.g.,  ... "I'm an IT manager; just call me a nerd herder." 

 [ "nerf herder" ]

1: A redneck of the Star Wars Universe. Often also known as a farm-boy; He is skilled in many rustic activities and knowledgeable in the ways of farm work.

  * e.g.,  ... The nerf herder corralled the nerfs into the shelter. 

 [ "terd herder" ]

1: A person employeed as a plumber.

  * e.g.,  ... We called a terd herder to fix our shitter.