" hamlets "

 [ "Hamlet" ]

1: Used when an action got social credit, but there was nothing behind it, either because of deception or luck. Example 1: Jesse suggests to Billie that they should meet up tonight, even though Jesse secretly knows that Billie is busy and cannot meet. Jesse then *acts* (hence, 'Hamlet') very bummed, lamenting how on how much he misses Billie and that they should meet up already.

  * e.g.,  ... "HA! i really didn't wanna go out but i had a date with X setup so i called to cancel but before i could X said he/she was feeling a bit bad and wants to cancel, so i gave X shit about it and said how much i was looking forward to it. What a great Hamlet! 

 [ "Hamlet" ]

2: Example 2: Todd does not want to hang with David as planned, but reluctantly calls him to check where they are meeting up. David apologises profusely and explains that something has come up and he cannot meet. Todd, being and/or pulling a Hamlet, acts very disappointed and explains that he was so looking forward to it.

 [ "hamlet" ]

1: The original emo kid.

  * e.g.,  ... HAMLET: 

 [ "Hamlet" ]

1: A strong, powerful creature in the RCU (Retarted Cinematic Universe).

  * e.g.,  ... Yo dude, I hear Hamlet finna mess up Thanos tomorrow. 

 [ "hamlet" ]

1: Main character in a venerated Shakespeare play of the same name. He comes from a family so dysfunctional that only the Skywalkers rival it in Jerry Springer potential.

  * e.g.,  ... A little month, or ere those shoes were old 

 [ "hamlet" ]

1: Title and main character of a kickass Shakespeare play. Gets quoted a lot. Has an awesome death scene at the end (ruined it for you!). About three hours long when it's actually performed, though.

  * e.g.,  ... -What's your favorite Shakespeare play? 

 [ "hamlet" ]

1: Shakespeare's most emo character, he spends most of his time complaining about how terrible his life and then at the end of the play he dies...how sad.

  * e.g.,  ... You think you're emo, you should check out Hamlet, that dude Shakespeare created; he definitely outdoes you. 

 [ "hamletism" ]

1: Doubt caused by the possibilities of two or more alternatives or courses of action. With reference to the indecisiveness of Hamlet's actions when he debates whether or not to kill Claudius

  * e.g.,  ... Due to his temporary hamletism, the opportunity was lost. 

 [ "hamlet" ]

1: smaller than a village - larger than a wide spot in the road, a hamlet usually has considerably less than 200 people and is usually tied to agriculture (although many housing subdivisions could loosely be described as hamlets, especially when incorpirated and containing a minimal number of people).

  * e.g.,  ... The documentary film "Rabbit Hash - Center of the Universe" was about an old and remote river hamlet which contains a small art colony on the western end of the Kentucky portion of the Cincinnati Ohio metropolitan area (near another hamlet called Big Bone) that elected a dog for mayor, not once, but twice! The First dog was named Goofy. 

 [ "hamlet" ]

2: A hamlet can either be dispersed (particularly in the USA), or clustered (see urban).

  * e.g.,  ... Eucla is a hamlet of around 50 people that serves as a regional centre for the Nullarbor Plain of Australia. 

 [ "hamlet" ]

3: It is often located at the crossing of two minor thouroughfares (at a crossroads). Most intentional communities, if not a village and and not tied into the fabric of a larger entity, could be described as hamlets.

 [ "Hamlet" ]

1: 1) verb. To deliberate incessantly about a course of action that will lead to the same conclusion in any case.

  * e.g.,  ... 1) Dude! stop hamleting. Whether you ask her out or not she's not gonna sleep with you. 

 [ "Hamlet" ]

2: 2) verb. To be or not to be.

  * e.g.,  ... 2) S**t. He just pulled a hamlet. 

 [ "Hamlet" ]

3: 3) noun. A small cottage.

  * e.g.,  ... 3) I want to live in that hamlet 

 [ "Hamlet" ]

1: A small unit of ham, usually a leg, made from genetically altered dwarf pigs, the legs of which are about the same size as that of a chicken's. Eaten in Shakespearean times from suckling pigs, currently a booming market overseas, especially in China.

  * e.g.,  ... I love Hamlet (food)