" hairdos "

 [ "hairdo" ]

1: A word used to describe someone's hair. Often shortened to 'do.

  * e.g.,  ...  Did you see her hairdo last night? 

 [ "Hairdo" ]

1: When you constantly keep touching your hair and it just gets even more crappy.

  * e.g.,  ... Tim: That hairdo is crap today. 

 [ "Hairdo-over" ]

1: Noun- In anticipation of an important social event (IE- party, wedding, taking a new profile picture, etc) the generic douche bag spends an impressive amount of time grooming his or herself, covering their locks with an unending mixture of hair gel, hairspray or styling mousse in an attempt to get the perfect look, only to become increasingly frustrated with their failure and have to wash their scalp thoroughly and start from scratch.

  * e.g.,  ... Person 1: "Jesus bro, I've been waiting in the car for forty-five minutes, how long does it take for you to get ready?" Bobby: "Gimme a break man, I've got to look bitchin' tonight. I've just screwed up my 'do for again, I'm gonna have to have another hairdo-over and get it right. 

 [ "Sticky hairdo" ]

1: The act of pulling out of oral sex and cumming into a girls hair. The cum is then thoroughly rubbed into the hair. To finish off the hairdo, the man "blow dries" the girls hair by turning around and blowing a massive fart in her hair and on her face.

  * e.g.,  ... What's wrong with your hair Janet? 

 [ "gatineau hairdo" ]

1: Hairstyle which is short in the front and long in the back. Another word for a mullet. Gatineau is a french speaking city in Québec, on the other side of the river from Ottawa. Allot of peoples in Gatineau have mullets! I know this because I'm from Ottawa! C'est une belle coiffure!

  * e.g.,  ... Check out that Gatineau Hairdo! 

 [ "hitler hairdo" ]

1: It's when you're engaged in anal sex and when she craps on your dick you flip her over and mushroom stamp her with the feces under her nose to resemble the hitler mustache.

  * e.g.,  ... Erica laughed for shitting on my dick so I gave it back to her with a hitler hairdo. 

 [ "Blow Job Hairdo" ]

1: When a woman has her hair wrapped up in a pony tail, flipped up on top.

  * e.g.,  ... Boyfriend: “I always like your hair the way you have it all wrapped up on top and in the back.” 

 [ "2 hairdo dress" ]

1: when the dress is so short, she needs to style her hair down there as well.

  * e.g.,  ... she wore the little black dress with uber confidence ... the beave was almost on full display, prompting a need for a second hairdo, hence the 2 hairdo dress. 

 [ "Puerto Rican Hairdo" ]

1: When you're performing a 69 with the male on top (so that his anus is directly above the girl's head) and he takes a shit in her hair, thus creating an authentic puerto rican hairdo.

  * e.g.,  ... Bitch was scrapin' so I gave her a puerto rican hairdo. 

 [ "Corona hairdo" ]

1: What has become the new norm for women with fake ass hair

  * e.g.,  ... Jim: OMG, Dude, did you see that beast by the meat counter? She is ugly as fuck, but that Corona hairdo makes it ten times worse.