" gymnasiums "

 [ "gymnasium" ]

1: A centre of fitness and strength. Where someone can go to increase their fitness level, burn calories and....

  * e.g.,  ... If you don't know what a gym is, you're probably some sort of hobbit nerd who never goes. 

 [ "gymnasium" ]

2: do I really have to tell you this?

 [ "gymnasium" ]

1: For more definitions/descriptions, see gym.

  * e.g.,  ... See example with previous definition, where gymnasium is clipped to gym. 

 [ "gymnasium" ]

1: n.

  * e.g.,  ... I only phrase definition (1) like this because I'm paying 69 Euro/month to put myself in pain. The gymnasium's my dominatrix. I wonder why no one else uses a Gimp outfit for their workout gear, and why I get such odd looks when I do. 

 [ "gymnasium" ]

2:  An institution where people pay for the privilege of torturing themselves through bodily exertion in the name of physical fitness. Torture implements in most gymnasiums include freeweights, excercise bicycles, circuit training machines, rowers, etc. Attendees seem to enjoy the fact that not since the Spanish Inquisition has there been such a wide selection of torture implements available, as the success of a gymnasium is correlated partly to the amount of equipment it has to offer.

  * e.g.,  ... 2: (Suckers...) 

 [ "gymnasium" ]

3:  A moneymaking enterprise that offers a cheap, long-term membership deal right around New Year's to entice January Joiners bent on fulfilling their New Year's resolutions. The amount of revenue these fickle individuals generate for the fitness industry is unfathomable.

 [ "Birkerod Gymnasium" ]

1: Located in Birkerod, Denmark. Filled with cake-face "dullers" in the danish system.

  * e.g.,  ... "Birkerod Gymnasium is so kickass." 

 [ "Birkerod Gymnasium" ]

2: Home to the I.B. system and the pre-I.B.'s.

 [ "Birkerod Gymnasium" ]

3: Birkerod's politiparken is the new Norrebronx. Kostskole/Boarding School:

 [ "Birkerod Gymnasium" ]

4: A place for drug tests, warnings, and C-hall sluts.

 [ "Birkerod Gymnasium" ]

5: Where all the parties are, a hotel for the non-boarders.

 [ "Gymnasium Tiergarten" ]

1: worst school ever. as the name implies its full of animals (tier = animal). Everyone that visits this school needs therapy.

  * e.g.,  ... Joe: Apparently some students at Gymnasium Tiergarten needed therapy after finishing school. 

 [ "Gymnasium Tiergarten" ]

2: Cant even use your phone without getting fucked by the teachers.

  * e.g.,  ... Kevin: Yes, and some others commited suicide due to the lack of competence at this school. 

 [ "Gymnasium Tiergarten" ]

3: Beware of the math teachers, they will give you depression (Ms. Bischof)

 [ "Gymnasium Tiergarten" ]

4: Also Mr. Reiners is the coolest person to exist ever.

 [ "Munkensdam Gymnasium" ]

1: Munkensdam Gymnasium is the BEST school in Denmark. It is located in Kolding, Jutland, Denmark. Only the coolest people go there..

  * e.g.,  ... Munkensdam Gymnasium had the most awesome party last Friday! I cannot wait until I go back to Munkensdam Gymnasium next fall. 

 [ "swinging a cat in a gymnasium" ]

1: Metephor for having sex with a female that is very "loose". The extra vaginal space can be compared to swinging a cat by it's tail in a large room, such as a gymnasium.

  * e.g.,  ... Jim: "Yo, I heard you've been banging Samantha. She good in bed?" 

 [ "theodor fliedner gymnasium" ]

1: the best school of germany

  * e.g.,  ... Which school are you going to? 

 [ "Geschwister Scholl Gymnasium" ]

1: A horrible place full of suffering and pain

  * e.g.,  ... Chris: "Ey Jakob, tommorow is school in the Geschwister Scholl Gymnasium." 

 [ "Gymnasium 24" ]

1: School located in Minsk where all Belarusian FLEXERS are at. School filled with nerds, thots, clever hoes with extraordinary ultimate super powers. Motto: GUMMY WORMS a day keep the tummy rumbles away!!!

  * e.g.,  ... Kyle: Yo homie, have you got accepted by Gymnasium 24?