" grottoes "

 [ "Grotto" ]

1: A large stick, preferably with alot of branches sticking out in all directions.

  * e.g.,  ... Hailey- Woah, look at that huge grotto! 

 [ "the grotto" ]

1: A hangout spot in Warren, NJ where the kids there get high out of their minds and vandilize town property. It is behind the baseball and softball fields near the library. All the kids from Watchung Hills think it is cool to go there and post them vandilizing the property on their story.

  * e.g.,  ... Guy 1: Yo, I just got some spray paint what do you want to do with it? 

 [ "grotto" ]

1:  The term for a females anus

  * e.g.,  ...  On my birthday my girlfriend finally let me dip it in her grotto. 

 [ "grotto" ]

2:  Chocolate dessert

  * e.g.,  ...  My girlfriend passed out the other night, so I decided to lick her grotto-what else am I going to do? 

 [ "Grotto" ]

1: The swedish translation for - bye and hello

  * e.g.,  ... Grotto Kathleen. How are you doing? I'm gonna go now, Grotto! 

 [ "Grottoes" ]

1: A small town located in Virginia where the lowest trailer trash and wannabe blacks live. Everyone smokes pot and gets drunk every weekend. If you don't hunt, you're considered the lowest of society and you are shunned from their existence. The 'cool' thing for kids to do is to walk to the Food Lion and hang out while they are high off of Febreze. Kids here think they are rich if they have more than $20 and own 1/4 a pound of pot. The cops here are out to get you because there are a total of 16 speeding traps in the city. Mexicans here are considered cool, which is how you know this town is low.

  * e.g.,  ... I went to Grottoes last weekend and my butthole still hurts. Not a place you wanna go, man. 

 [ "grotto" ]

1: the area between your balls and asshole

  * e.g.,  ... "after dinner and dancing,we got home and she sucked my dick&licked my grotto" 

 [ "Grotto" ]

1: /Graw-toh/ "grot-to" , "grot-to-ing" , "grot-toed" , "grot-to-er" , "grot-to-ment"

  * e.g.,  ...  "Do you even Grotto, bro?" 

 [ "Grotto" ]

2: (n.) A sacred place in the midst of the Guerin Catholic's forest that was commonly attended for prayer and reflection before athletic events, but was later depreciated by a couple of horny frosh that couldn't wait 'til they got home. (v.) The act of attending Guerin Catholic's grotto to give or receive any kind of sexual pleasure with a significant other who also seeks sexual pleasure.

  * e.g.,  ...  "Would you wanna maybe hit up the Grotto tomorrow after school?" 

 [ "Panda in the Grotto" ]

1: A Panda in the Grotto, as mentioned in American Pie Beta House, is a threesome in the pool with a black girl and a white girl. It's gotta be rough though because you gotta remeber, Pandas look cute but they're still big bears.

  * e.g.,  ... Hey, dude wht's that scratch on your face from? 

 [ "Grotto Monster" ]

1: A greatly feared beast that resides in small shaded bodies of water. Preferred habitat is a cave with a waterfall covering the entrance. The Grotto Monster will spring upon prey and destroy them with powerful jaws and arms eating nearly every body part. Due to ferocious attacks he remains perhaps one of most feared monsters in Northern California although he has been spotted several times in southern California. No one has every captured footage of the Grotto Monster, because no eyewitnesses are ever found. The earliest recording of the Grotto Monster's Legend is somewhere in the early 1980's. Although the sources are plentiful they remain spurious.

  * e.g.,  ... "Oh my God! Run for your lives its the Grotto Monster!" 

 [ "Grotto Speak" ]

1: the art of speaking in a slow and at times sarcastic tone. Often occurs within 'alternative' or 'greebonic' groups of society. uses old words that make a sentence amusing

  * e.g.,  ... person a: "yo my bretherin, this grotto speak we have invented be'ith funky and shit."