" groaners "

 [ "the groaner" ]

1: a poop so hard to get out that you must groan very hard.

  * e.g.,  ... last night at that party i had the groaner and dude i yelled and i thought people heard me! 

 [ "groaner" ]

1: A joke that's so corny or stupid it makes one groan instead of laugh.

  * e.g.,  ... That one that ended "Look at that S-car go!" was a real groaner. 

 [ "groaner" ]

1: A shit so huge, it can not exit without vocal assitance.

  * e.g.,  ... I took a groaner last night that clogged the toilet. 

 [ "Groaner" ]

1: A grilling/smoking induced boner brought upon by barbecue and the act of grilling/ smoking delicious meat.

  * e.g.,  ... The second I opened the smoker and saw the delicious goodness within, I got an instant groaner. 

 [ "groaner" ]

1: 1) An erection so stiff and firm that it makes a guy groan.

  * e.g.,  ... 1) "Dude, that chick is so hot, she gave me a groaner that wouldn't go down even after I came!" 

 [ "groaner" ]

2: 2) A woman who is so vocal during sex that her moans turn to groans of lust and desire.

  * e.g.,  ... 2) "Julie is a real groaner in bed! I could hear her all the way over on Sixth Ave." 

 [ "groaner" ]

1: a big fat joint rolled with mad shwag (e.g. Mexican weed or generic shake). when someone smokes such a joint, they become "mad green".

  * e.g.,  ... Yo pass that groaner, G. I need to puff it. 

 [ "Groaner" ]

1: A state of extreme excitement which occurs when a female encounters a nonsexual object that she feels an uncontrollable urge to acquire.

  * e.g.,  ... Chelsea: OMG! Those shoes are the shiz! 

 [ "Groaner" ]

2: This occurance is similar to the experiences of many teenage boys who are completely out of control of their pup tents.

  * e.g.,  ... Rhonda: I don't know, they're okay. 

 [ "Groaner" ]

3: Groaner originates from a combination of the words "girl" and "boner."

  * e.g.,  ... Chelsea: Are you kidding? They're the most perfect pair of shoes ever! I totally got a groaner. 

 [ "Groaner" ]

4: Related synonym: Shopgasm