" goggled "

 [ "goggled" ]

1: To look at a pretty girl, in utter amazement

  * e.g.,  ... The people in the car goggled kiwi as they passed by. 

 [ "goggled" ]

1: intoxication due to excees consumption of alcohol

  * e.g.,  ... smashed, drunk, too many to drink, off your head - he's goggled 

 [ "goggled" ]

1: To the point of being intoxicated, while having numerous women by your side. Only to find out next day that they were hideous.

  * e.g.,  ... Joe had drank so much that he became goggled and went home with this ugly woman. 

 [ "goggles" ]

1: They do nothing!

 [ "the goggles" ]

1: What someone says when they see something grotesque or an extremely ugly person.

  * e.g.,  ... "Hey Johnny, did you know Rosie O'Donnell starred on Playboy, it's right here" 

 [ "the goggles" ]

2: Originated from The Simpsons

  * e.g.,  ... "THE GOGGLES!!! THEY DO NOTHING!!!!" 

 [ "Goggle" ]

1: v. To look at a problem and think up a solution; to come up with a date, name, etc. based on one's personal store of acquired knowledge. .............................

  * e.g.,  ... I find this problem to be vexacious! I think I'll Google it. No no. I'll goggle it. It'll be quicker and I'll get to lord it over you. Thanks. 

 [ "Goggling" ]

1: A rare sexual act in where the male places his testicles on top of the females eye lids. The female then blinks intensely causing her eyelashes to gently brush the skin of the testicles.

  * e.g.,  ... Me and my wife prefer goggling over oral sex. 

 [ "goggles" ]

1: Something you put on figuratively when you go to a place with very low quality women for an extended period of time. The goggles change the apparent attractiveness of the women based on a relative scale, sort of like a curve on a test. So if a 6 is the best around, she starts looking like a 10 and a 4 will start looking like a 7 or A girl who at first appears tore up from the floor up will eventually improve to nothing to write home about as the goggles set in. It's an altered state of perception.

  * e.g.,  ... When Will first came to UC-Berkeley and saw all the nappy-dreaded hippie beast women the school had to offer, he thought he'd never find anything to beat up. But eventually, after the goggles finally took effect, he found himself bringing home a new swamp donkey every night and loving every minute of it. 

 [ "Goggle" ]

1: Goggle or Goggle.com is a website that typosquats users from "Google.com". It is known to load spyware and malware on your computer.

  * e.g.,  ... N00b: -types in "goggle.com" instead of "google"- 

 [ "Goggle" ]

1: A term used in the West Indies & other Caribbean islands that means giving head, blow job, etc.

  * e.g.,  ... "Gal yuh never goggle,Yuh never goggle suh him caan tell him friend nuttin" Tanya Stephens.