" gluey "

 [ "gluey" ]

1: When your nutsack temporarily becomes adhered to your leg.

  * e.g.,  ... Hey, wait up, guys....I've been sitting for two hours and I've got a major gluey here. 

 [ "Gluey" ]

1: Gluey is a nickname given to a person who appears to have been sniffing glue. It is often used to ridicule someone who has smoked far too much weed.

  * e.g.,  ... Nevermind "making another spliff" get over the shop gluey 

 [ "Gluey" ]

1: A female that never leaves your side. She's always calling you, texting you. And questioning you.

  * e.g.,  ... Damn. look at that gluey buggin' Michael again. Tony has so many gluey, he must be goin' crazy. 

 [ "gluey louie" ]

1: An instance in which a man ejaculates into his sexual partner’s purse as a means of revenge and/or proving a point to her. Later, the girl goes into her purse in order to grab her keys, wallet, phone, ect. but discovers quickly that the contents of her purse are covered in a sticky white smelly substance.

  * e.g.,  ... “Omg, what is all over my keys? Oh that bastard must have given me the Gluey Louie!” “I swear Becky gets a new purse every week, probably since she is a true cunt, and guys are always giving her the ol’ Gluey Louie.” 

 [ "gluey snakes" ]

1: When the poop comes out like a snake covered in glue. Often times extending the poop time by as much as three fold. The clean up is much much longer often times requiring a half a roll of toilet paper.

  * e.g.,  ... “Pat are you done shitting yet?” “ not yet Josh I’m in the middle of some gluey snakes” 

 [ "Gluey Hughy" ]

1: When your friend is in a high end strip club VIP room and the girl opens his shirt, then jerks him off all over his belly and chest making him a sticky mess.

  * e.g.,  ... That stripper Trudie last night jerked Hugh off in the VIP room after opening his shirt and turned him into Gluey Hughy. 

 [ "Gluey Insides" ]

1: When a man heats up a warm load of cum and ejaculates into the belly button

  * e.g.,  ... Fuck man he made me have gluey insides