" glitzes "

 [ "Glitzed" ]

1: Being incredibly intoxicated. A step up from 'slizzed', to be glitzed is to be so wasted it is as if you are looking at the world through a kaleidoscope.

  * e.g.,  ... Person 1: "Oh my god, look at John stumbling everywhere!" 

 [ "glitz" ]

1: Describes something that is showy without much substance.

  * e.g.,  ... "I heard that kid is going to lead us to a championship." 

 [ "glitz" ]

1: Dumbfounded, confused, amazed.

  * e.g.,  ... Michele was glitzed, that night when she found the blinking chocolate starfish. 

 [ "glitzed" ]

1: “getting glitzed” refers to the unholy act of being violated in a consensual way.

  * e.g.,  ... “getting glitzed” 

 [ "glitz" ]

1: (v)To ejaculate.

  * e.g.,  ...  I got overly excited and I glitzed myself. 

 [ "glitz" ]

2: (n)semen.

  * e.g.,  ...  I got glitz all over her new bedspread. 

 [ "Glitzing" ]

1: To get drunk.

  * e.g.,  ... J.A. had fun glitzing with her friends out at the bar last night! 

 [ "Glitzing" ]

2: To have a good time.

 [ "Glitz Getter" ]

1: A weapon that can be used in a robbery or an exstortion that forces the victim to give up all the worldly goods they possess as to avoid physical contact with the weapon itself or whomever may have it in there possession....Usaully a huge shiney knife or a gun of large caliber that inspires awe at the sight of it.

  * e.g.,  ... I pulled the glitz getter and everyone started tossing jewelry in the bag.... 

 [ "Glitz Degree" ]

1: A degree from an online college that is fake and over priced.

  * e.g.,  ... "Her resume says she graduated from Planet Earth Online with a degree in Beertending" " Well with her Glitz Degree she is qualifed for our opening for a pole dancer so call her for an interview" 

 [ "mia von glitz" ]

1: A Mia Von Glitz is a sexy beast of a woman who takes no shit and kicks ass. She is strong, empowered, and will rock your face off.

  * e.g.,  ... Man, did you see that? She totally Mia Von Glitzed you! 

 [ "Kitty Glitz" ]

1: Only the best stripper in the nation ;)

  * e.g.,  ... Damn look at kitty glitz! She’s quality