" glistened "

 [ "glistening" ]

1: A large, oozing boner is sometimes referred to as a "glistening."

  * e.g.,  ... HAHAHA! Look at you, you've got a glistening. 

 [ "Glisten" ]

1: Toothpaste that retains the sparkling white quality of one's teeth, even after living underground and spending time in Mexican jail.

  * e.g.,  ... "He swore by that Glisten" 

 [ "Glistenous" ]

1: Noun; extremely shiny and or glistening.

  * e.g.,  ... In Captain America, First Avenger, Chris Evan's abs were glistenous. "Did you see Rhianna's highlight! It was glistenous!" "Did you put some baby oil on your foe head? It looks glistenous!" "Nia, you light up the whole room! You glistenous!" 

 [ "glistening" ]

1: A sparking, shiny after-sex glow.

  * e.g.,  ... Jordon is finally glistening after he climaxed for the first time. Can you believe Jordon doesn't know he is glistening?? 

 [ "glisten" ]

1: Noun: Female sweat or persperation

  * e.g.,  ... "Man, I always work up a sweat when I run. But my girl just glistens" 

 [ "Glistens" ]

1: To shine due to expensive jewelry or Cleanliness

  * e.g.,  ... Look at that dude! His platinum watch and chain glistens in the moonlight. 

 [ "Glisten" ]

1: When a vampire from the twilight universe goes out into the sun. It's achieved by regular people by sweating and being out in the sun.

  * e.g.,  ... I ran four miles and got my glisten on 

 [ "glisten" ]

1: whne one burgo sweats and produces a shiny oder which consists of wonderful smells

  * e.g.,  ... i dont sweat, I glisten 

 [ "Glistening bead" ]

1: When you've wanked so much that you are sore, with very little left in the tank, but decide to wank once more in order to break your all time 24 hour record. Upon ejaculation, all that is present is a glistening bead in your japs eye - since you have no energy to propel it any further.

  * e.g.,  ... Johnny: what did you get up to last night? 

 [ "Glisten Noise" ]

1: The glisteny noise a turd makes when it it is being pushed out of your pooper.

  * e.g.,  ... Listening to his colleagues glisten noise in the cubicle next door was the best part of Pete's day.