" gazes "

 [ "gazely" ]

1: An intense form of stare, as referred to by David Bowie:

  * e.g.,  ... "I gazed a gazely stare" 

 [ "GAZE" ]

1: In blog terminology, to glare with silent disapproval at a troll who has intentionally attempted to derail a topic.

  * e.g.,  ... Post #1 (Patriot) "Socialism is a fatally flawed ideology that has utterly failed the people it purported to help." 

 [ "GAZE" ]

2: A sign of non-acknowledgment of a particularly offensive or inflammatory post, and a sign to other commenters not to “feed the troll” (pay attention to a disruptive commenter). Usually written all capitals.

  * e.g.,  ... Post #2 (troll) "Well of course it did to a racist, sexist, bigot, homophobe like you. You and the other Chimpy McBushhitlerites probably want to grind up the lazy ass poor people and turn them into dog food! My food doesn't have parents. Meat is murder! 

 [ "gaze" ]

1: Having to go through some unnecessary bullshit or a waste of your time.

  * e.g.,  ... Mary: Uh sorry you can't come to the party anymore. John: Really? We just drove an hour to get here what a damn gaze! 

 [ "gazing" ]

1: When two virgins stand on opposite sides of the room and masturbate to each other.

  * e.g.,  ... Jack and Jill were gazing last night. 

 [ "Gaze in the military" ]

1: To take a deeper look into the practices of any nations military and honor their sacrifices and triumphs.

  * e.g.,  ... I had to gaze in the military until I was honorably discharged. 

 [ "Lee Gaze" ]

1: verb; to Lee Gaze:

  * e.g.,  ... 1) These traffic jams make me so mad, I'm gonna Lee Gaze them soon! 

 [ "Lee Gaze" ]

2: 1) to get angry about something; to rant about something, usually on Twitter.

  * e.g.,  ... 2) The situation had escalated to the point where the only solution was to Lee Gaze it. 

 [ "Lee Gaze" ]

3: 2) to sort something out violently. (named after the guitar of Lostprophets, Lee Gaze, due to his frequent raging outbursts about trivial things)

 [ "Peter Gazing" ]

1: Staring at a mans dick in the locker room or other location for 2 seconds or more.

  * e.g.,  ... dude, stop peter gazing. 

 [ "Boobiquitous Gaze" ]

1: A term for the effect created by certain people who give the impression that their eyes are following a pair of sweet boobs. When such a person is viewed from any angle, the subject's eyes still appear to be looking straight at the incredible and awesome boobs.

  * e.g.,  ... Note to self: Never take Johnny to the beach again, he keeps creeping girls out with his boobiquitous gaze. 

 [ "Gaze dodge" ]

1: The act of avoiding looking directly at somebody repulsive. The repulsion may be caused by ugliness, UFO's (unidentified facial objects) or small deformities such as birth marks. The common side affect of gaze dodging is guilt, an act to be used sensibly. Gaze Dodging is predominantly used when at supermarket checkouts.

  * e.g.,  ... "Man, she was so ugly i had to gaze dodge her" "We all do sometimes, bro" 

 [ "terminal gazing" ]

1: The act of people watching as they walk by in airport, train or bus terminal with the sole purpose of passing the time to reduce boredom while waiting for your flight, train or bus.

  * e.g.,  ... My flight was delayed 3 hours, so I passed the time terminal gazing.