" gauchos "

 [ "gauchos" ]

1: Really loose, flowing pants for girls that stop at the knees and look like skirts, but are really tight in the ass, so you can see the individual cheeks. Usually made of a poly/spandex blend.

  * e.g.,  ... "Those gauchos you have on reveal your ass-crack. You might wanna fix that." 

 [ "gaucho" ]

1:  The cowboys in Argentina

  * e.g.,  ...  Gaucho, sos un boludo ché... 

 [ "gaucho" ]

2:  An unconfortable friend, who has questionable taste, bad manners, exposes you before your friends and undermines your social position. You wont get rid of him, dumping him near the freeway, because of course youre so fucking gay and you are banging him (or he is banging you). After a Steely Dan song, but then again, who the hell knows what they really meant?

  * e.g.,  ...  Who is the gaucho amigo, why is he standing in your spangled-leather poncho, whith the studs that match your eyes? Bodacious cowboys, such as your friend, will never be welcome here, high in the Custerdome... 

 [ "gaucho" ]

1:  The cowboys of Argentina.

  * e.g.,  ... Most impressive poncho and Cuban heels, gaucho. A Hugo Boss suit with a bolo tie? Spiffy, gaucho. 

 [ "gaucho" ]

2:  A person who wears western attire as a standard mode of dress.

 [ "gaucho" ]

3:  A person who adds a western flair to ordinary clothes.

 [ "Gauchos" ]

1: The Venezula equivalent of the american ghetto. Not as tough as the favela, but you don't want to find yourself in one any more than you would a normal hood.

  * e.g.,  ... "Did you hear how those tourists tried walking through the Gauchos and ended up getting mugged? 

 [ "gaucho" ]

1: Soft. Sissy. Lacking resilience.

  * e.g.,  ... This guy thinks he's tough, but not really, he's a gaucho. 

 [ "Gaucho Pants" ]

1: Skirt-like pants that usually end at the calf. These pants feel like leggings at the crotch area but flares down at the legs.

  * e.g.,  ... Are those shorts or skirts? -Brian 

 [ "Gaucho Pants" ]

2: Gaucho Pants come in different colors (Black, Brown, White etc.) but the most common color is black.

  * e.g.,  ... They're Gaucho Pants -Olivia 

 [ "Gaucho Pants" ]

3: These pants are typically worn during the spring and summer but can be worn during the fall and winter with calf-length boots.

 [ "Gaucho Pants" ]

4: One of the most comfortable pants you will ever wear.

 [ "Gaucho Slap" ]

1: The "Gaucho Slap" is commonly performed when a man and a woman are engaged in normal sex using a condom. Normal intercourse is the name of the game till the male ejaculates, at which point he removes the condom and whirls it around his head gaining centripetal acceleration (like a gaucho) once at maximum velocity he releases the condom, sending it flying into the face of said woman causing a "slap" noise along with an explosion of semen and other bodily fluids that will be sure to enrage any lover.

  * e.g.,  ... Gee wiz! Did you hear about Jill? Her and her boyfriend Fernando recently broke up because he Gaucho Slapped her, totally ruining the moment. 

 [ "Dirty Gaucho" ]

1: 1). The act of shitting in a female's mouth, then having the guy try to suck it back up with his asshole.

  * e.g.,  ... Male 1: Sup dude, what did you do last night bro?! 

 [ "Dirty Gaucho" ]

2: 2). A form of foreplay, that involves skatting.

  * e.g.,  ... Male 2: Aww... just chillin', then things got a lil hot with me and my girl. I performed the Dirty Gaucho on her. She likes it. 

 [ "Dirty Gaucho" ]

3: 3). Originated from University of California: Santa Barbara.

  * e.g.,  ... Male 1: Aww yesss... THE DIRTY GAUCHO! 

 [ "gaucho pants" ]

1: Hippy-style cloth calf-length women's pants that are tight around the waist, but wide and flowy around the knees.

  * e.g.,  ... Miz Schwendy, ah like yo Gaucho pants! 

 [ "Gaucho Horse" ]

1: a horse that likes the spices off cowboy's nuts when they get too lonely

  * e.g.,  ... after appling spices to nuts a gaucho horse licks them off