" gardens "

 [ "Gardener" ]

1: A gardener is a piece of shit who never mows the lawns and let’s all your plants die.

  * e.g.,  ... Shasko Dubich our gardener pulled up in his 2005 g wagon and was three hours late and all he had to do was mow the grass and rake the leaves. Andre Rakin his right hand man was drinking a beer while Shasko Dubich bragged about how he owned a trailer park. 

 [ "The Garden" ]

1: A band made of a duo; Fletcher and Wyatt Shesrs , driven by the genre Vada Vada. Unique in its semi-eclectic and unique sound.

  * e.g.,  ... Guy: Just listened to The Garden - the beats are so narly! is it expiremental, rock,electronic, alternative? Gal: it’s Vada Vada- a mix! Guy: wow- I suddenly discovered another aspect of life through the lyrics, I’ve never looked at it that way! Gal: it’s fun isn’t it? ! 

 [ "gardener" ]

1: An undercover name, used by teenagers for person who sells cannabis.

  * e.g.,  ... "dude, the gardener got arrested" or "i saw the gardener yesterday" 

 [ "In the Garden" ]

1: Being left alone or kept waiting all of a sudden without end or closure; being ghosted or left in the dark. The phrase references the tragic backstory of the antagonist Spinel from Steven Universe: The Movie, who was told to stand very still and wait on her best friend in their garden, oblivious to the fact that her "friend" had no intention of returning.

  * e.g.,  ... "I thought things were going well but one day she just went silent and I was left in the garden." 

 [ "The Garden" ]

1: It’s a song that goes like this

  * e.g.,  ... No I won't You know you're all alone, your friends, they aren't at home 

 [ "Gardening" ]

1: When your grandma is sitting in the house but you have a strong urge to suck your mans dick.

  * e.g.,  ... Grandma were gonna do some gardening 

 [ "garden" ]

1: A distant derivative of the insult hoser.

  * e.g.,  ... Taylor: Let's go to the comic convention. 

 [ "garden" ]

2: hoser -> hose -> garden hose -> garden

  * e.g.,  ... You: That's a terrible idea, you garden. 

 [ "garden" ]

1: a herd of school buses

  * e.g.,  ... Get over into the right lane, there's a garden of school buses in front of us picking up students from the art museum. 

 [ "gardener" ]

1: A person who plants and cultivates ornamental plants such as those in botanical gardens. A highly skilled gardener may be recognized as a Master Gardener.

  * e.g.,  ... As a Master Gardener, Xochitl told Pacho to avoid using herbicides on his lawn because the chemicals may cause harm to his pet dog, Pluto. She helped Pacho learn to use the weed twister to twist out weeds, and she told him that he may someday become a Master Weed Twister if he completely stops using herbicides in his garden. 

 [ "In the garden" ]

1: A person who is in a vegetative state. Patient in an lengthy coma. A human vegetable.

  * e.g.,  ... Son: My poor mom is in the garden because of her stroke. Shit...lying there like a turnip.