" fox-trots "

 [ "Fox Trot" ]

1: Normally military phonetic vernacular. However, in the case where a guy purposely will go on a long distance run when he doesn't/does use long distance running as a form of exercise simply for the purpose of 1) finding a hot girl that has been sighted on a specific running rout or 2) believes that hot girls will be running in a specific place or on common running routs.

  * e.g.,  ... Chuck: Bill I don't know how you are going running again after the 6 miles you dominated this morning. Bill: I know man but I gotta check into this smokin hot chick that I heard runs at the park every afternoon. It won't be a tough run cuz I'm just going on a Fox Trot. I will probably take my dog as well just to increase my chances of getting this girl to stop and talk. 

 [ "Fox-Trot" ]

1: Taking a crap in someones shoe. Fox-trotting the plural similar to crop dusting only with poop.

  * e.g.,  ... Man #1 "Did you see the size of that fox-trot left in that guys shoe?" Man#2 "Man, he must of really pissed someone off to deserve a duece that big in his shoe...that shit smells!" 

 [ "Fox Trot" ]

1: When I person is having rough sex with a red headed person.

  * e.g.,  ... I was fox trotting this bitch last night, man it was great. 

 [ "Fox Trot" ]

1: The dance move in which two male sweaty homeless mexican dance partners spank you strapped to a chair while you cry and touch yourself while being hit with a dead baby and getting eiffle towered by sully and bijeol and then eat some of the skanky pussy after beating beating off senseless by every patron in the bar bar.

  * e.g.,  ... Ian fox did the fox trot and admitted Sully Griffin as his superior in every way, shape, or form. 

 [ "death by fox trot" ]

1: That experience suffered when a rabid ballroom dance junkie goes to an event, and the band or DJ plays a disproportionately large number of slow fox trots to accommodate the septua- and octogenarians on the floor.

  * e.g.,  ... We drove two hours each to get to the dance, and had to endure four hours of death by fox trot. 

 [ "Fox Trot" ]

1: The practice of conservative news organizations of accusing other news outlets of exactly what they themselves are guilty of.

  * e.g.,  ... They're fox trotting again. Accusing the MSM of lying while they publish doctored photos in Seattle. 

 [ "Fox-Trot" ]

1: Another Violent Environment. To false travel or half step. People moving in odd fashion. The way one moves like a fox to fresh fish on the river. In reference to the harmony of people with animals & nature Positive Affirmation: Someone who has a cool walk. Good food, specifically of the finest fish like Salmon & Red Snapper. A match made in heaven. Negative Affirmation: A Hell Date. Someone who walks oddly around you. A false lock.

  * e.g.,  ... Negative Application: (loud, disturbing noise or imagery) What the Fox-Trot!?! Positive Application: If you want to seek out your greatest experience, you should try a little Fox-Trot while your still young.