" flirtations "

 [ "flirtation" ]

1: any action of a flirting nature

  * e.g.,  ... ex..omg its cold out feel my hand (put hand on neck) 

 [ "Flirtation" ]

1: A convoluted status game played by women who want to select a mate who is as predatory as possible.

  * e.g.,  ... By the end of the 21st century, the dominance of technical fields limited most economic opportunities to autism-spectrum personality types. This would force women to become more direct with romantic communication and largely dispense with the process of flirtation, as they found that all men with the ability to hold down a job had no ability to pick up on their subtle hints that they might want to be asked to dinner. 

 [ "flirtation" ]

1: When the thingamajig is in the hand -or- the hand is in the thingamajig, but the thingamajig is not in the thingamajig

  * e.g.,  ... Timberlake dude's action with Janet Jackson was merely a flirtation, dude. 

 [ "academic flirtation" ]

1: When professors hit on their students in a non-creepy way, implying that they admire their spunk and hard-work and their students flirt back.

  * e.g.,  ... "What are you two doing wrong this time?" said Dr. Paul 

 [ "rotation flirtation" ]

1: When a person spins in a circle in a flirtatious manner. Not to be confused with flirtation rotation.

  * e.g.,  ... Me: Hey, you like my outfit? *le twirl* Every boy ever: Quit doing the rotation flirtation, I don't like you. 

 [ "flirtation device" ]

1: A person you flirt with just for fun; keeps you "afloat" in the dating world.

  * e.g.,  ... Oh it's not a serious relationship. He's just a flirtation device. 

 [ "passive-flirtation" ]

1: To have absolutely no contact with a pervert, whom only imagines said flirtation did indeed take place.

  * e.g.,  ... I have never talked to this guy on Facebook, in my entire life, but he thinks my total lack of communication was a passive-flirtation. 

 [ "flirtation rotation" ]

1: When you stand in the middle of a circle of people and flirt with every one of them, in a clockwise order

  * e.g.,  ... I swear I'm the only one who knows the difference between rotation flirtation and flirtation rotation 

 [ "Personal Flirtation Device" ]

1: (n.) (Abrv. PFD) A person who you hone or practice your flirting skills on even though they are already dating or in a relationship with someone else. You usually want to get with them extremely bad, but are forced to resort to playful flirting (especially when the boyfriend or girlfriend is not present). Can also refer to a person who remains in the dreaded abyss known as the "Friend Zone".

  * e.g.,  ... Dude, I would totally get with Sara if she didn't have a boyfriend, but I guess she'll just have to remain my Personal Flirtation Device. Rachel is so hot, but I'm stuck in the "Friend Zone" so I guess she'll just have to by my Personal Flirtation Device. 

 [ "2 business card flirtations" ]

1: When presenting TWO business cards to a woman- or member of the opposite sex- this means that that person is interested in a relationship with the receiver of the cards- and that the intention is to reach 3rd base by the end of the first date... however this is at the discretion of the receiver.

  * e.g.,  ... I gave her 2 business card flirtations so that she would know I was interested in her.