" flautists "

 [ "flautist" ]

1: One who "plays the flute"; literally, a homo, but can be used to describe any moron or dumbass encountered in everyday life.

  * e.g.,  ... John made the whole class listen to his poetry and interpretive dance routine again today. What a fucking flautist. 

 [ "spam flautist" ]

1: Virtuoso fellatio performer.

  * e.g.,  ... Presidential spam flautist Monika Lewinski lied in court again today, yet privately hoped she would be found out, as the whole point of the exercise was that she wanted to simply be catalogued in history as someone who blew the President. <Mindless cunt> 

 [ "Skin Flautist" ]

1: A guy who is an expert at beating off; a chick who specializes in hand jobs

  * e.g.,  ... Your average male teenager is a skin flautist! 

 [ "flautist" ]

1: The pretentious way of referring to one who plays the flute. Most often used by Karens and people who introduce themselves as "Dr. So-and-so".

  * e.g.,  ... "I am a flute player, not a flautist. I don’t have a flaut, and I’ve never flauted.” - Sir James Galway, world-renowned flute virtuoso.