" fixtures "

 [ "fixtures" ]

1: used when a subject or picture has already been discussed/shown in the past on an internet messageboard, anybody spotting the schoolboy error of not using the search facility can immediately post "FIXTURES" as the next message.

  * e.g.,  ... username#1: "just seen a great video on the net, look at it on this URl ......." 

 [ "fixture" ]

1: something or someone that has been present for a long time and will continue to be so in years to come

  * e.g.,  ...  Phil Jackson would have said that Jordan is a fixture on the Chicago Bulls. 

 [ "fixture" ]

1: A mixture that can temporally fix problems.

  * e.g.,  ... "Man, whatever that was they gave us last night was one hell of a fixture!" 

 [ "fixture" ]

1: a wanna-be hustla, playa, gangsta, etc.. as opposed to being a factor, a fixture can be removed from the game without causing and real problems.

  * e.g.,  ... it really doesn't matter if you's a fixture or a factor- walk up on that ave, man they'll have you on a platter... 

 [ "fixture" ]

1: white mans code werd for nigger

  * e.g.,  ... That godamn fixture just stole my car. 

 [ "dick fixture" ]

1: A roomate that is a complete idiot who never takes showers, wears the same clothes and annoys the hell out of you when you have girls stay the night.

  * e.g.,  ... Kevin is a dick fixture. 

 [ "light fixture" ]

1: A fictional illumination device that a female posses to lure one or more males to her home for sexual gratification.

  * e.g.,  ... I really needed him to hang my light fixture. It ended up taking all night. It took so much work, he asked a few buddies to come over and help out. 

 [ "dick fixture" ]

1: One who talks so much that the viable option to shut them up is to stick your dick in their mouth.

  * e.g.,  ... "Kevin is a real dick fixture during OPCOMM meetings" 

 [ "Fixtures man" ]

1: A UK cult hero, courtesy of the popular TV show 'Soccer AM'. Mainly famous for:

  * e.g.,  ... Dude did you see Fixtures man on Saturday? He is the best person ever. 

 [ "Fixtures man" ]

2: 'Boom boom boom, let me hear you say fixtures!'

 [ "Fixtures man" ]

3: 'Like theeeeeeeeeese'

 [ "picture fixture" ]

1: A picture of some kind that rests in a special place on the wall.

  * e.g.,  ... That painting is a picture fixture in my room.