" filches "

 [ "filch" ]

1: v : to steal something small or of little value

  * e.g.,  ... To filch from friends and relatives is the mark of a coward. 

 [ "filch" ]

1: To nick, or steal, something.

  * e.g.,  ... "That dirty little kid filched five pasties from me pantry last week!" 

 [ "Filch" ]

1: To filch is when a man eyaculates inside someones anus (usually another man), then he sucks the cum out with a straw like object. The filcher is the one who eyaculates. The filchee is the receptor of the cum. Filching is the act of filching. Filched is the usual past tense of the verb.

  * e.g.,  ... It was just going to be plain sex, but then we decided to filch. 

 [ "filch" ]

1: To steal leftover food (usually claimed)from someone you live with.

  * e.g.,  ... -Dude, what's wrong? 

 [ "filching" ]

1: this is the act of de-clawing and shaving a hampster and shoving it up the rectum to let it crawl around until it dies.

  * e.g.,  ... Tim gave Gabe filching as his suprise birthday present. 

 [ "filching" ]

1: this i an x file, mulder and scully do this

  * e.g.,  ... "lets go and filtch Mulder" said Scully , got any straws? lets go ask. Your Alien needs a good filching! 

 [ "filching" ]

1: from the age of sexually deprived people who just loved their animals, involves shoving rather porr inocent furry rodents up ones backside to achieve sexual pleasure.

  * e.g.,  ... wat fuck? shove little fluffy up me batty crease ya bastard! 

 [ "filching" ]

2: pass time of townies

 [ "Filch" ]

1: Shoving a hamster or other animal up your ass. Can also be used pretty much everywhere.

  * e.g.,  ... Guy 1: I filch cats daily Guy 2: Filch 

 [ "Filch" ]

1: The substance formed when it's so hot that sweat runs down your back and into your arsecrack, liquifying the unwiped shit.

  * e.g.,  ... It's so hot I'm leaking filch 

 [ "filch monger" ]

1: Basically, a food stealing whore, or a food whore.

  * e.g.,  ... -That bum just stole my food!