" fests "

 [ "fest" ]

1: The best suffix for anything that is extreme.

  * e.g.,  ... Deathfest, ragefest, suckfest, sexfest, gayfest, idiotfest, assholefest, fuckmefest. You get the point. 

 [ "The Fest" ]

1: A 3 day festival in Gainesville, Florida where over 200 bands are invited to play in 18+ venues around the town. 40 times better than Warped Tour, 40 times less commercialized.

  * e.g.,  ... Person 1: I can't wait to go to the fest! 

 [ "-fest" ]

1: suffix. used to create a noun that indicates an abundance of a particular type of person or activity in a particular place at a given time.

  * e.g.,  ...  This bar sucks. Its a total chochfest. 

 [ "Fest" ]

1: An awesome punk festival in Gainesville Fl where fat dudes with beards get drunk as fuck and listen to great bands.

  * e.g.,  ... "You going to fest this year?" 

 [ "Fest" ]

1: Fest is the short form of Cringefest. Used by little-assed kids to describe the cringiness of a fellow human being’s actions.

  * e.g.,  ... A: “Seriously guys, what does fest mean, stop excluding me it’s making me insecure” 

 [ "Festing" ]

1: The act of participating in one of the following: Troutfest, Manfest, Prittsfest, or Toonfest. Festing consists of doing one or all of the following: jumping fires, playing air guitar with a pump shotgun, ripping nuts until your vehicle over heats, ripping nuts in random fields/yards, massive consumption of alcohol, crashing jeeps into telephone poles, eating raw or partially cooked meat, head banging to metallica, tool...etc, making fun of the deigo...................

  * e.g.,  ... "Too much festing will lead to suspension" 

 [ "fest" ]

1: When the bros kick back and chill, when males bro it out and chill and play gamecube, no females aloud or that would be a bro foul and u would no longer be festing

  * e.g.,  ... dude we should fest tonight 

 [ "Fest" ]

1: When you fest about, sitting about doing anything that results in you smelling, ie sex, masturbation, eating shit etc, doing nothing for long periods of time

  * e.g.,  ... ive been festing all day 

 [ "Fest" ]

2: this can be a group activity or on your own

  * e.g.,  ... lets have a fest sesh 

 [ "feste" ]

1: A person, item or situation that is particularly distateful. Derived from a character in shakespeares twelth night.

  * e.g.,  ... "you are so feste" 

 [ "fest" ]

1: to get sloppy hammered, almost deeming yourself extinct to man.

  * e.g.,  ... John: What are you gonna do today Mike Nelko? 

 [ "fest" ]

2: festing and fested

  * e.g.,  ... Mike Nelko: Im gonna fest all day and then masturbate before my eyes shut me down.