" faucets "

 [ "fauceting" ]

1: Fauceting is the act of a female getting into a bath naked, spreading her legs open, and letting the bath water forcefully pour onto her vagina. She'll usually rest her feet on the sides of the tub while the water strongly brushes against her clit. It's also optional to roleplay in your head as she goes along, making the orgasm much more rewarding, pleasing, and seductive. It's highly recommended that she uses warm water, for cold water is much less pleasing. She wants a strong faucet. Soft faucets that don't release water with much force are bound to not give the proper orgasm. The orgasm lasts about 5 seconds, and afterward, is less pleasing if you decide to continue. You'll uncontrollably and lightly shiver, and it won't feel as pleasing. This is by far the best variation of female masturbation. It does not widen the vagina and it is a wonderful experience. The only requirements are no clothes, a bath, and a sexy imagination. ;)

  * e.g.,  ... Jessica: "Hey, I'm so sorry about your breakup. Are you doing alright?" 

 [ "Fauceting" ]

1: When a person of feminine mystique gets naked, lays in the bath tub, presses her vagina up against the faucet of the tub, turns on, not only the water, but herself too, and has an orgasm.

  * e.g.,  ... "Kelly, How was the bath?" 

 [ "faucet" ]

1: Where you jam that stick.

  * e.g.,  ... "Mark, can you jam your stick up my faucet?" 

 [ "Faucet" ]

1: When you have diarrhea and it just comes out like a faucet

  * e.g.,  ... I hope my freinds didnt hear that, it was like a faucet. 

 [ "Faucet" ]

1: Faucet is considered an exclusive noun to describe a tap fitting to control the flow of water. To use the word faucet other than to describe a tap fitting takes on a different meaning. In Australia the slang meaning is considered an obscenity. The Australian pronunciation is force/it which means an act of violence against a human or animal specifically sexual violence or abuse against children or animals, and also means to commit criminal acts.

  * e.g.,  ... The word faucet is only used to describe a tap fitting. 

 [ "faucet that" ]

1: i'd faucet that - the same as tap that. but much, much better. more sophisticated.

  * e.g.,  ... she fine girl, mmm. 

 [ "faucet" ]

1: Blockchain related website that distributes cryptocurrency

  * e.g.,  ... Whoah, dude, that faucet site is awesome, I just click on it and it mines in the background, I mine monero but this damn faucet spews IOTA 

 [ "faucet" ]

1: Female breasts. Plural is "faucets".

  * e.g.,  ... "Hey, nice faucets!" 

 [ "Shreds faucets" ]

1: "Shreds faucets" is a slang term used typically in certain gaming communities, usually on PC, due to difficulties chatting on consoles. It also sees frequent use as an alternative to other derogatory terms and word which would be considered offensive. It is believed this term first started catching wind in the Minecraft online game community, due to it's younger audience.

  * e.g.,  ... "Yikes! that really shreds faucets, dude." "Man, I just died? That really shreds faucets!" 

 [ "faucet failure" ]

1: Used by Ski mask the slump god in his song faucet failure, to show how hard someone's drip is from having waves.

  * e.g.,  ... The doctor said I have an extreme condition. What is it. Faucet failure. What does that mean. My drip is too hard boi