" exposures "

 [ "Exposure" ]

1: The most hated word of the freelance commercial artist. When a company offers no pay, but instead, “Lots of Exposure” You, as an artist, better make a run for it, because this is the most toxic BS anyone will ever feed you.

  * e.g.,  ... Artist: “So the commission will amount to about-“ 

 [ "exposure" ]

1: What you get when you expose yourself. Can be extremely and extremely bad. Sometimes at the same time.

  * e.g.,  ... "Woohoo!" 

 [ "Online Exposure" ]

1: Online Exposure is an emerging form of sexual fetish which is subset of humiliation play. This is achieved typically by Faggots (males) & Sluts (females) taking pictures of themselves while acting like pathetic whores. The more the photo would ruin/destroy your reputation if your coworkers or immediate family were to see it the better. Instances of spreading your butt cheeks so the world can see your asshole , huge dildos wrecking one's anus & covered in Sharpie} body writing are typically the most common traits of this fetish. Full Online Exposure is achieved when your pics are reblogged/retweeted/reposted so often that searching your name on Google or Bing will bring up your pictures. Ruination is achieved when your content has gotten spread so far & wide that it has truly become public domain & this point you are now forever a sad & disgusting part of the internet at large.

  * e.g.,  ... Example 1: 

 [ "Indecent exposure" ]

1: To publicly expose a reproductive organ

  * e.g.,  ... I was at the park and a bee flew up my pants so I got scared took my pants off but then a kid saw me and I got charged with indecent exposure 

 [ "Exposure Disclosure" ]

1: When you need to notify someone that they may have been exposed to an STD.

  * e.g.,  ... Rick didn’t mind working for the county health dept but he hated having to try and give exposure disclosures when all he had to work with were screen names. 

 [ "Intentional Exposure" ]

1: The decision to purposefully attempt to contract COVID-19 in order to suppress the fear and uncertainty of eventually contracting the disease.

  * e.g.,  ... That's it! I'm so tired of worrying about getting the virus. Fuck it, I'm gonna do an Intentional Exposure and just get it over with...gimme a kiss honey. 

 [ "Maximum exposure" ]

1: One of the best reality tv shows along with Real TV because it shows natural real-life events unlike shitty, fake-ass, staged shows like Survivor.

  * e.g.,  ... "Net week on survivor, Rob gets attacked by a shark OMG OMG!" 

 [ "Northern Exposure" ]

1: The act of ejaculating in your hand, and then slapping a girl in the face.

  * e.g.,  ... First I dropped her panties and prepared to give her Southern Justice, but then I had a change of heart and went with Northern Exposure. 

 [ "double exposure" ]

1: An Internet dating term. When a person you are meeting for the first time is wearing the same outfit pictured in their Internet dating profile.

  * e.g.,  ... On the date Mike realized a double exposure had occurred when Jennifer wore the same blue sweater pictured in her Match.com profile page. 

 [ "northern exposure" ]

1: Best television show ever!

  * e.g.,  ... "I love norther exposure!"