" experiencing "

 [ "Experiencism" ]

1: an epistemological philosophy, focusing only on the personal experience of the individual, proposing that everything else is blind faith and rejects majority opinion

  * e.g.,  ... person A: hey dude, did you know that boiling water is hot? 

 [ "Experienced" ]

1: To have taken a considerable amount of psychedelics over a period of time. This may have a lasting (neutral) effect on your world-view. Not necessarily stoned, but beautiful...

  * e.g.,  ... Are you experienced? - Jimi Hendrix 

 [ "experienced" ]

1: To get high on Marijuana, especially the herb that you get in the wonderful state of Vermont.

  * e.g.,  ... Dan: Hey dude, after school let's go get experienced. 

 [ "experienced" ]

1:  old fart.

  * e.g.,  ...  When you are old, you are said to be an old fart. 

 [ "experienced" ]

2:  When you have done something so many times that you can do it in your sleep, you are said to be experienced, i.e. sex

  * e.g.,  ...  'she experienced me in the morning' 

 [ "experienced" ]

3:  To have been around the village bike more than a few times

  * e.g.,  ...  oh yeah, she's experienced 

 [ "experienced" ]

4:  To actually know how to have sex

  * e.g.,  ...  He showed just how experienced he was last night 

 [ "Are You Experienced" ]

1: Asking someone if they have ever tried Acid(LSD)

  * e.g.,  ... Verse 1 

 [ "Are You Experienced" ]

2: made popular by Jimi Hendrix.

  * e.g.,  ... If you can just get your mind together 

 [ "Experienced Noob" ]

1: A player who has been playing for a long time but still plays like a noob.

  * e.g.,  ... Some Guy: You must be a pro in this game, I mean you've been playing for a long time now. 

 [ "experienced fox" ]

1: One who has used his sly, fox-like cleverness to have many exploits with women.

  * e.g.,  ... that Jerry in the retirement home is one experienced fox! 

 [ "Are You Experienced" ]

1: 1) Jimi Hendrix song

  * e.g.,  ... hey man, you look wasted...are you experienced? 

 [ "Are You Experienced" ]

2: 2) Meaning do you smoke weed

 [ "We are currently experiencing higher-than-normal call-volumes" ]

1: Bu**s**t!! This is merely what you **always** say when someone calls your help-line! You're just too cheap to hire enough customer-service reps!

  * e.g.,  ... Unless there actually was a recent major event like a power-outage or security-breach, DON'T BELIEVE IT if a company's caller-greeting recording says that, "We are currently experiencing higher-than-normal call-volumes; you may stay on the line and wait for the next representative, or you can leave a call-back number for one of our reps to return your call during this same business day, or you might want to try your call again later"... again, DON'T BELIEVE IT --- in all likelihood, this is merely what they ALWAYS tell ALL of their customers who call, no matter what time-period it is ! And whatever you do, DON'T THINK THAT "LEAVING YOUR NUMBER" WILL CAUSE THE COMPANY TO CALL YOU BACK... I have waited ALL THE REST OF THE DAY for a call-back, and the company **never** got back to me! The best thing to do, therefore, is to simply "stay on the line" to "keep your slot in the cue", even if it means a long wait... better to eventually get through than never reach a live person at all. 

 [ "ufo experiencer" ]

1: Someone who has had “the veil” pulled away from their eyes. Their reality is no longer based on non fiction…topics. Reality has been turned upside down by alien phenomena or paranormal events…

  * e.g.,  ... As a “UFO experiencer” these past few years… I can’t say my life will ever be the same…